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hrrrrm

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alexa delete twitter

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watching election n drinking milk

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never really understood parents who wouldn't let their kids watch spongebob until now cuz i wouldn't want my kid watching kai cenat or whatever

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thank god for whoever invented clothes, i'd be really cold a lot of the time without them

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@elonmusk /srs

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. @elonmusk does twitter make a profit

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how is USA not getting gold in shooting I thought that was like our whole thing

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just got cast as sheldon in the big bang theory movie!

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Sean evans: So happy to have you on Hot Ones, so your most recent project
me: *already drank my whole glass of milk* Can i have another milk

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bringing my zoopals from home and asking the chili's waiter to serve my food on one

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do i have to text my mom happy womens day or how does this work

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im not a free-thinker. i actually pay tens of thousands of dollars to be told to think. my world is pay-to-think

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if you naturally walk on the left side of the sidewalk, may i recommend you move to europe? because:

1) you'll be in the right
2) i will never have to deal with you ever again, you fucking idiot.

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celsius? oh you mean a whole can of vape juice concentrate?

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hm? what was that? oh yeah, school is going great

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making a spotify blend with someone and then only listening to the songs that come from me

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when a lady likes you, they design you in sims and plan your life together. when i like someone, i get on madden and rename my best player to their name. oh we just got married? cool, but you just broke the record for TDs in a season. you just got mvp. you led us to the superbowl

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i am a gen z who suffers from Millennial Pause

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"early spring is on its way!" yeah dude it was 68 degrees on christmas.

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hey, valentine's day is coming up. don't forget to send a connection request to your ex on LinkedIn