Keely

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza and pizza is knowledge

[Keely @keels4reals]

When @PrimeVideo cuts off the entire LSFYL on @RuPaulsDragRace, cuts straight to the next week’s preview and spoils which queen comes back. So so so sad. ☹️

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

*on a date*

ya im kind of a film nerd

*back at my place*

so here's my orange VHS copy of Rugrats in Paris

[Keely @keels4reals]

On the argument that all teachers should have a gun: https://t.co/r33gF7Ginb

[Steve Halasz @KoolMoeSteve]

1/ On Wednesday I happened to have the TV on and saw the #ParklandShooting on the news from the moment in started. The last three days there's been numerous times where I've seen posts, videos, and interviews and I'm reduced to tears. There were brave kids, brave adults,

[Keely @keels4reals]

Why be moody when you can shake your booty is the “cute inspirational phrase” equivalent of a Creed song.

[Keely @keels4reals]

@Marykeight My emo daily mix is my most listened to daily mix. Guess we’ve just continued to have impeccable taste in our old age.

[Keely @keels4reals]

But really, #blackpanther was everything and even if you aren’t someone who normally likes superhero movies...this is one you have to seeeee! So stunningly beautiful in a million ways (Lupita) jk there were other beautiful moments besides every effervescent Lupita moment.

[Keely @keels4reals]

Just saw my first superhero movie in theaters and I don’t think I’ll bother seeing another one. Not sure how anything could anything compete with #BlackPantherMovie ✨

[Keely @keels4reals]

@kail_snail @chrissyteigen YOU ARE PERFECT

[Keely @keels4reals]

@daviddeweil This is, no pun intended here, a real palette cleanse. #back2basics

[Keely @keels4reals]

There weren’t many truly GREAT things about last year, but @ladygaga performed at the super bowl and her vocals were live and damn damn damn she gave us a legendary performance. Super bowl won’t be the same without u, Stef. #wishmyGagamojikeyboardworkedontwitter

[Keely @keels4reals]

OH NO BABY WHAT IS U DOING 😩😩😩😩😩 https://t.co/RkenOPLXrB

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

It's kind of amazing to see all of the Christians who think nothing of going to a yoga class. There are many excellent ways to get in shape that do not involve participating in Hindu worship.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

.@IMKristenBell sings a love ballad to the most important person in her life, her therapist Jan Gray PhD (Yvette Nicole Brown) @YNB.

[David DeWeil @daviddeweil]

Did you know if someone ends a text with a period it means they don’t like you

[Keely @keels4reals]

I screamed out loud. https://t.co/RybPp0H2ww

[UPROXX @UPROXX]

Cardi B and Hillary Clinton reading #FireAndFury is gold 😂 #GRAMMYs

[tracy clayton jr the 3rd @brokeymcpoverty]

when you have to call someone you don't want to talk to and the voicemail picks up https://t.co/iRNiHiVjd4

[Keely @keels4reals]

Kesha. 💕