Keith S.

If I tweeted whatever I wanted, no one would employ me

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

"Gettin high—summuhtime fresh. What up Harlem?"
—Some dude walking by me

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

@katierolz Yeah, but no team sports at the ice palace—we’re not idiots 🙃

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

This would be super adorable if he wasn’t evil forest gump

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

One ex-White House official said Trump asked about self-pardons and pardons for his family. Trump even asked if he could issue pardons pre-emptively for things people could be charged.

"Once he learned about it, he was obsessed with the power of pardons." https://t.co/Xg6Pdpcy1G

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

@nickheer I don’t know if plays sync to Mac, but…

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

@nickheer I only know 3/12 of these songs from my 2019 list. Same pattern for most of the list. Baffling to me.

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

@nickheer These are my fav. *My* Top Songs by Year, and they’re mostly songs I’ve never heard in my entire life.

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[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

Quick question: is the plan to make so much money that we can afford to live on a utopian space station?

Follow-up: will I be allowed on the utopian space station?

[Jason Kenney 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇮🇱 @jkenney]

Alberta is at the Supreme Court challenging the Trudeau Carbon Tax with Ontario & SK.

Alberta's Court of Appeal has already rejected this unconstitutional tax in a 4-1 decision

We wish our legal team the best as they make their case over the next 2 days

https://t.co/RcP9iGsg3x

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

@cdl Welp. Didn’t see that coming

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

Not usually in line with the UCP, I would also like $6.5 billion. Now.

[United Conservative Caucus @UCPCaucus]

Alberta wants $6.5 billion. Now.

“This is not a handout. This is what’s due to us, a small portion of what’s due to us.”

“We’re going to fight as hard as we can and we will emerge, one way or the other.”

https://t.co/01AFtsrBOW

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

@colinhumber On the bright side, SwiftUI might actually work by the time you get around to trying it 👍

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

If some dingus said “-40 Fahrenheit. No such thing as climate change” we’d make fun of them for it

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[Bill Nye @BillNye]

111 Fahrenheit. Just a little climate change...

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

@cdl @Canada Gonna pay off our deficit by using the COVID app to mine some Bitcoin

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

90% of that article lists valid reasons we should worry

[Jason Kenney 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇮🇱 @jkenney]

As we are getting closer to the new school year, many parents are wondering if it is safe to send the kids back to school. Let’s keep a sense of perspective and trust the evidence and expert advice. #ableg #abed

https://t.co/lkCG4jksdO

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

@katierolz Also explains why I’m more than willing to pay over 2 bills for these bad boys 👍

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

@cdl @katierolz @Biron5k

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

This is actually a double win! Think of all the health care, insurance, and disaster recovery jobs we’re going to create!

Albertans will live like kings in post-apocalyptic society 👑

[Jason Kenney 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇮🇱 @jkenney]

Alberta and Ontario, along with Saskatchewan, New Brunswick, and Manitoba, are mounting a strong opposition to the job-killing Trudeau carbon tax.

Alberta's Bill 1 will be the Carbon Tax repeal act to bring relief to taxpayers and job creators.

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

@cdl I literally just listened to it like 10x in a row

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

Tonight on CBC News, BC Premier @jjhorgan quoted @jkenney as saying he was just fulfilling a campaign promise and didn’t intend to cut off BC

There’s literally no point to any of this.

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[Rachel Notley @RachelNotley]

Like a gunslinger who’s swaggering down the streets waving his gun after intentionally taking the bullets out, Premier Kenney has taken one of our biggest weapons out so it can be decommissioned before it’s even been used.
https://t.co/koU9JfAKfN

#ableg #abpoli #abndp

[Keith S. @keithsilgard]

You ever work with someone who takes credit for someone else’s work? Everyone hates that person.