keithsitts

I'm just here for the shit show.

[Taylor Lewan @TaylorLewan77]

Holy shit..

[hungrybox @LiquidHbox]

guys....play this clip with the audio on.

If you think of the word "Brainstorm" you will hear Brainstorm.
If you think of the words "Green Needle" you will hear Green Needle.

We are officially in the matrix and I have no idea what is going on

[PJ Ace @PJaccetturo]

Everything they taught you about July 4th, 1776 is a lie.

The Redcoats weren't soldiers. They were something else.

We recovered the real footage using Utopai 🧵👇

[emily @north0fnorth]

after careful consideration i’ve decided this is the best video of all time and nothing else is even close

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?

[Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic]

"Being against evil doesn't make you good."

~ Hemingway

[Omaha Productions @OmahaProd]

Hey @tkelce, one piece of advice from Peyton Manning for #SNL: don’t peg kids with a football. Stiff-arm them instead.

[WeAreBigGuys @WeAreBigGuys]

This moment is by FAR my favorite from the college football season 🤣

#47 was in disbelief 💀

[Don Eisenbarth @bigdondoo]

All of you in a Winter Storm Warning or Ice Storm Warning, remember this simple analogy:

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

unbeleivable

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

Ok. I need you to give me this movie

[Charlie Berens @CharlieBerens]

Ohio what’s going on with this fella?

[Emerson Lotzia, Jr. @EmersonLotzia]

russell wilson: broncos country let’s ride

the ride:

[Hardcore Heave Starvey @iSuarez32]

RIP Pat from Moonachie. The Baby Bird on Opie & Anthony will forever go down as was one of the greatest radio bits of all-time. Throwing up on a guy after SEVENTY-FIVE shots of egg nog was disgusting and the funniest shit ever @billburr @joerogan @JimNorton @OpieRadio @notsam

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Always a great time talking about the future with @joerogan

[Fact @Fact]

Three solutions to every problem: Accept it, change it or leave it. If you can't accept it, change it. If you can't change it, leave it.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

17 years ago today.

Leeroy Jenkins was born

@StoolGametime https://t.co/DfRShGKs43

[Mega Ran @MegaRan]

Yoooo what?!??

[Pro Football Hall of Fame @ProFootballHOF]

John Madden was dearly loved by millions of football fans worldwide. While it’s a very sad day, it’s also a day we should celebrate the life of a man who brought joy through the game of football to millions.

#HOFForever