keith walsh

Creative Director, Melbourne. Hates cucumber.

[keith walsh @keithwalsh]

Turns out so many people tried to sign up today that @Telstra couldn’t handle it. They said I may have service within 24 hours. They actually told me the best way to get sorted was to go to a service station and buy a pre paid sim. That’s their solution. Wow

[keith walsh @keithwalsh]

Signed up to @Telstra today at 2pm. Still not connected and my Optus has been disconnected. I’ve been without a phone longer than the @Optus outage.

[keith walsh @keithwalsh]

@Hickesy Stunning

[keith walsh @keithwalsh]

@HCT66 @BBCWorld Wow! That’s a hot take

[keith walsh @keithwalsh]

Love this. NFT roadshow. https://t.co/27kK2HamDF

[keith walsh @keithwalsh]

@Hickesy Couldn’t get through it

[keith walsh @keithwalsh]

Bahahhahahah. Failed nfts. Who’d have thunk it. https://t.co/ksEKWDCbQw

[keith walsh @keithwalsh]

Go to Bali for nice relaxing break. Oh, there’s an earthquake to start the day.

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

It catches me off guard EVERY TIME

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

"aesthetics don't matter"
"teh technology will improve"
"this is just the first stage"

[keith walsh @keithwalsh]

Felt like a bomb just went off in coburg #earthquake

[keith walsh @keithwalsh]

That was big!

[keith walsh @keithwalsh]

Holy shit.

[keith walsh @keithwalsh]

Why is none of this surprising.
https://t.co/SEPrte5age

[keith walsh @keithwalsh]

https://t.co/mb6Cv9Hon2

[keith walsh @keithwalsh]

Help save the fucking tote here. https://t.co/CNR5d5gtHt

[keith walsh @keithwalsh]

@CommodoreBlog Good decision. It’s rare that someone knows when their time is up and it’s the right time to pull the plug.

[keith walsh @keithwalsh]

Oh the irony.

[The Guardian @guardian]

‘Built on the blood of slaves’: British football fans boycotting World Cup https://t.co/aqsSbNZ65A

[I'm @Ketanjoshi.co on Bluesky @KetanJ0]

Here's the most awkward custom search function I've ever created: everyone you follow, who's also paid Elon $8 for a dodgy tick

The Search Of Shame

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[Joe Brolly @JoeBrolly1993]

Liam Neeson and Julia Roberts to apologise to Britain for glorifying IRA terrorism.