Kelci 👑

Hi, I’m trash. Just a momma trying not to fuck up my kids 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

Hey @SUBWAY who’s bright idea was it to put a “make your own” screen for the drive thru in MN?! I just loved getting snow in my eyes while trying to figure out that stupid menu which didn’t even have all the available options! Wtf happened to a regular drive thru speaker?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

What. The. Fuck. 😵‍💫

[Oren Gottfried, MD @OGdukeneurosurg]

Newborn underwent brain surgery for tumor and see what the surgeon found in the lesion.

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

@KellyMWagnerRN @TraumaSoapBoxes Yes! I’m in home health as an RN case manager and unfortunately, have to use care plans every day whether it be writing one or documenting on interventions. When I worked in STR/LTC, there was none of that!

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

@MrsPA_C @AshleyGWinter Well fuck, that realization hurt more than I thought it would 😭

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

@pediatricnursey https://t.co/wSlKqgGB2M

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

@pediatricnursey My good friend has properties available for vacationing! https://t.co/kJiydoj5JT

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

@nursekelsey Wound care of all kinds 🫣

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

@ErinMcDeezy What is this app?!

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

@nursekelsey Home Health RN- how it’s “okay” for vulnerable people to live in completely deplorable conditions as it’s their right to make such decisions. I’m talking dog shit and piss everywhere you step, moldy food everywhere, insect infestation, plywood covering holes in outside walls ☠️

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

@ErinMcDeezy Okay, well, I LOVE this!

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

Okay, @cariboucoffee - WHY did I pay $7 for THIS?! 🥴

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

@dog_rates @Trupanion My grumpy old lady, Roxy 🖤

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

@happybirdie20 @codebluememes Not yet, anyways 😅

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

@UberFacts Yeah!

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

@UberFacts Bloody Mary’s 🤮

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

@spunkicheeks Umm, I honestly don’t remember 😅 but it wasn’t too long!

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

@spunkicheeks You’re welcome! My skin looks just as good as it did when I was over paying for Roden+Fields

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

@olanzamac @DrGRuralMD THIS! WHY are the elderly on so many damn supplements that are doing them no good? AREDS 2 on a 90year old? Why? Donepezil on an advanced dementia patient?! WHY?!

[Kelci 👑 @kelcium1]

@spunkicheeks They don’t love you.