Kelsi

If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again -Paris Hilton

[Kelsi @keldel14]

Words to live by, Yanni

[popcultureangel @lohanisgod]

inspo: 2010s jwoww

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

junie b. jonesin for a cigarette

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm the cunt of the litter

[paige @BonerWizard]

Happy birthday @cher

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i have had too much Celsius

[area woman @explodingpiano]

the only sex education I had growing up was reading t-shirts at Myrtle Beach gift shops

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

eating a sandwich that tastes like this

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Sundays are for taking 42 steps all day

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

inside me there are four lokos

[ConsultingHumor @ConsultingHumor]

letting a 22-year-old Deloitte analyst with ChatGPT tell a Fortune 500 company how to cut costs

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

does anyone have anything that I can have?

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Rushing home fast just to sit there like this

[River @subhashaam_]

not now babe i am v busy contributing nothing in these back to back nonsense meetings

[Sunny @sunflavaa]

The problem is summertime feels so unserious like wow it’s nice af outside let’s not go to work lol

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails