kelli guyot

6th-grade math teacher|mom of 2 boys| Mizzou grad 🐯

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

I can't wait to fill out my NCAA Tournament bracket in 30 seconds and then spend the next three weeks mentally abusing myself for every pick I get wrong.

[kelli guyot @kelliguyot]

@sabagnic @HannahFrankman Not to mention costing me more in insurance due to having to be added to my husband’s plan.

[kelli guyot @kelliguyot]

@BeckyHetteberg @educator4ever36 @NAEP_NCES I’m not for the 4-day week by any means, and I agree wholeheartedly that students need to be in school for more instruction, but if your first reason is about lack of “child care”, remember that we aren’t glorified babysitters.

[Howie Hua @howie_hua]

Me: I'm a math teacher.

Them: Oh, I hated math in school. Also, what's with this new way of teaching math? Why don't they just teach it the way we were taught?

Me:

[kelli guyot @kelliguyot]

@tnsampson2 @JayWamsted Aides in any class is just another thing the teacher has to deal with. What seems like a great solution to larger class sizes is actually more of a problem.

[Howie Hua @howie_hua]

Why does a negative times a negative equal a positive?

[kelli guyot @kelliguyot]

The 10 Most Significant Education Studies of 2024 https://t.co/UDxlTdXVok

[Dr. Robert Rohde @RARohde]

2025 = 45^2

It's a perfect square. It will probably be the only perfect square year you ever get to live in.

The last time that occurred was in 1936. The next will be in 2116.

So, make 2025 a perfect year for you.

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

I legitimately have no interest in the actual football being played in the Pop-Tart Bowl. I’m doing this to watch sentient nihilistic toaster pastries to run around for three hours.

One of the greatest marketing stunts ever.

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

“She still inspires me today by just how strong she was. I feel like she gives me the extra motivation each and every day.”

Malachi Moore shared with @JenLada how he developed a special bond with his mom’s student, Henrietta, who impacted his life in more ways than one ❤️

[Help A Teacher @HelpATeacher]

Yup!

[uppity black @_iLadarius]

Y’all know who I wanna give the biggest shoutout to? Teachers who are also parents. Y’all are strong. Teachers are strong themselves, but teachers that are also parents??? I couldn’t walk a mile in your shoes.

I actually couldn’t walk to the mailbox in them 😂

[Jay Wamsted @JayWamsted]

When I taught HS we used to ask what the MS teachers were doing with their time

Now that I teach MS I know. Surviving. That’s what MS teachers are doing

It’s all a mess, y’all. Everyone is doing their level best to get some educating accomplished. Just back off the blame game

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you grew up in a town where you park like this you have to explain the nearest big city you live closest to because nobody knows the town you actually live in

[Howie Hua @howie_hua]

My best explanation of parallel lines:

[Mizzou Radio @MizzouRadio]

Listen to Mike Kelly’s call of the final seconds of the @MizzouHoops comeback from 20 points down at Minnesota tonight:

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest Halloween is all fun and games until everyone’s trick or treating in a winter coat

[Mizzou Football @MizzouFootball]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐙𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐮

Let's make some new memories at The Dome.

🎟️: https://t.co/VOAUQf3JW0

#MIZ | #STP🐯🏈 https://t.co/1XUbmt4KPc

[kelli guyot @kelliguyot]

I look forward to these stories each week on @CollegeGameDay. Such great journalism.

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

"He's a brother to me. I just couldn't let him walk away from something that he's built here."

Eastern Michigan's RT Brian Dooley surprised LT Zack Conti with a gift of a lifetime, a football scholarship 👏

(via @JenLada)

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.