Kelly O’Malley

[Megan K. Stack @Megankstack]

All the American Catholics are angry and disoriented about anti-Catholic political rhetoric from Protestants — except the Irish-American Catholics who were subliminally raised for this by their grandparents to an extent that it feels almost comfortable

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

the reason Millennials look good for their age is because of all those chalky Flintstones vitamins.

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

11am comes so fast in hotels like dang mr. moseby let me grab my stuff

[Kelly O’Malley @kellomalley]

@AsiaDNYC 💔

[Kelly O’Malley @kellomalley]

@JohansonEvelyn @havanesemom13 I think it’s mainly a different lens and lighting

[Kelly O’Malley @kellomalley]

Turns out toaster ovens are not the adult version of easy bake ovens #themoreyouknow

[Kelly O’Malley @kellomalley]

@jenelleriley LOVED it. Still thinking about it. Ready to watch the documentary now 🤩

[Kelly O’Malley @kellomalley]

@AsiaDNYC Little ‘ber weight always feels so cozy

[Efe🩷 @efeemena]

You'll be watching a series, and they'll just randomly start playing the best song you've ever heard in your life.

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

Not now kitten, daddy is identifying 5 things he can see, 4 things he can touch, 3 things he can hear, 2 things he can smell, and 1 thing he can taste

[meowww @reesanaemi]

So true…my eyes be wandering 😭😭😭

[eve ☆ @InternetIsQueer]

one time a girl told me "my celebrity crush is george michael, which sucks because he's gay AND dead" to which i replied "double whammy" and i genuinely think i will never be that funny again

[bridget 🌸🐝 @wholemilkbitch]

i know i didn’t text back despite “being on my phone for seven hours straight” but you have to understand i was on the escapism phone. the responding to texts phone is different.

[ji @sindelchan]

i love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

sinking your entire teeth into a thick ass piece of cardboard must feel good as hell for a cat

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

I wanna party with king Julian so fucking bad