maybe: kelly

[maybe: kelly @kellydiane24]

I paid $15 for an eye exam for the optometrist to tell me I just need eye drops 🫶🏻

[maybe: kelly @kellydiane24]

idk something about playing “todays hits” radio and not hearing Pink & Katy perry that doesn’t sit right with me

[barbican barbie 💛🌻🌞✨ @killa_lipstick]

One thing i like about Amazon is that they don't have energy to argue they just give you the refund

[culture @notgwendalupe]

10 years of this vine too

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

30 is old as fuck until i’m 30 then it’s young and fresh

[trash jones @jzux]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[brae @itsBrae_]

“Ur a jerk”

“I kno”

[maybe: kelly @kellydiane24]

ever since the change to X, I forget this is twitter so I forget to use the app

[brandon @pretzelz130]

This is what Mitch McConnell sees in the corner of the room every time he freezes up

[maybe: kelly @kellydiane24]

10. i’m simply not showing up back to work

[cory @coolmathgame_]

got hammered last night let’s see what we got cookin in the drafts

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

the concept being out
of summer in the heat

[maybe: kelly @kellydiane24]

I have a fiancé & my emergency contact is still my dad first & then him lmao

[Jerome Trammel, MBA @MrJeromeTrammel]

If you’re single, who do you all have as your emergency contact? 👀