kelzone

[brooke @conradfshr]

MELANIE NOOO I SENT HIM TO TELL YOU TO LEAVE SINCERE HES JUST DOING HIS JOB

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[Aurora 🏳️‍⚧️ @Aurorawr_3]

How will I protect my property from burglars?
The humble lock:

[hex @jetsetgrl]

procrastinating literally every possible thing

[Elijah Minnelli @elijahdavidz]

Her elimination is infuriating.

Seeing mediocre queens (one in particular) sailing past her into the top 4 when Jane is probably the most well rounded artist we’ve ever had on the show be eliminated is ridiculous.

[liz ☁️ @AstoundingSwift]

everything brings me back to this email i sent when i was 10

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Nobody can do another bracket after this.

I don't even care what the topic is. It's perfect.

Take a bow, everybody.

[kelzone @kellylapp_]

@offbeatorbit @_uncoolniece He wasn’t murdered at MIT, he was an MIT professor who was murdered in his apartment lobby. They are confirming the suspect is tied to both and went to school together in Portugal in late 90’s to 2000’s. He went to Brown from 2000-20001.

[libby @evenstvr]

i can’t believe it’s december already. this entire year has had me feeling like low opacity elrond and frodo

[Amy 🦖 @fiyercrows]

me adding my own “fiyerooooo” at the beginning of cynthia’s no good deed

[🦢 @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[🫧🤍 @cinemalovergirl]

wicked: for good

[J @NiintendoWiig]

Not kristen wiig using up a huge chunk of her podcast interview to make amy poehler watch the real housewives of salt lake city

[𝑺𝒕✩𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 | CELEBRITY ASTROLOGER @yungkalez]

opening ig is genuinely making me feel clinically insane right now

[mercy @romansmercy]

They could g*nger minj her and I wouldn’t give a fuck

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

post-hangout affirmations

-i was normal
-there are at least 2 or 3 people alive
who are worse to spend time with
than me
-no one wants me to die
-nobody noticed when i missed my
mouth a little bit & spilled some diet
coke down my shirt

[chloe @aechanting]

this high school musical ass wedding

[will ☆ @virgosmallss]

all this as4 love on the tl makes it the perfect time to remind everyone that naomi should’ve won and was robbed of like 3 wins