kellylynnwright

i will cramp your style.

[Stephen malkmus @dronecoma]

Kinda low stakes but it’s 4th of July:

pita chips just aren’t very good

[Jenny Holzer @jennyholzer]

THE SUM OF YOUR ACTIONS DETERMINES WHAT YOU ARE

[Mother New York @motherny]

#TBT to when our strategist @kellylynnwright was a fourth grade glamour model. May your day be as delightful as she.

[sidneyrogers @sidney_rogers]

I really admire Leonard Dicaprio for how average his body is. He could have given in years ago and got a trainer but he hasn't

[Stephen malkmus @dronecoma]

Today your assignment is to bend back and imagine a giant Aztec raptor ripping your heart out with his beak

[kellylynnwright @kellylynnwright]

will i win the @PowerballUSA

[kellylynnwright @kellylynnwright]

when i hate facing the week, i always think that it could be this and suck it up https://t.co/HGZ2IOr82d

[kellylynnwright @kellylynnwright]

you should have a secret pocket where you carry something helpful in case you ever get in trouble, like some beef jerky or a book of matches

[kellylynnwright @kellylynnwright]

eating that food will make you feel less lonely

[kellylynnwright @kellylynnwright]

you can stop a headache if you think in reverse

[kellylynnwright @kellylynnwright]

when you speak with conviction you should speak with your hands also

[kellylynnwright @kellylynnwright]

I just stepped on a rat running across the sidewalk and now I'm sawing off my feet and burning them

[kellylynnwright @kellylynnwright]

September is a headache just behind the eyes

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If your body were bolted to the ground when Earth stopped rotating, then your head would snap off, and it would roll due east

[kellylynnwright @kellylynnwright]

anyone else see large covered trashcans and sometimes feel the urge to jump inside them and hide for awhile?

[kellylynnwright @kellylynnwright]

i love people when i don't hate them.

[kellylynnwright @kellylynnwright]

i think i want my fall look to be "Yakuza."

[kellylynnwright @kellylynnwright]

i spent an hour watching marshall applewhite youtubes and i no longer have the need to blink my eyes.

[kellylynnwright @kellylynnwright]

"[SILENCE SO LARGE AND DEATHLY THAT SMALL ANIMALS DIE WITHIN IT, FLIES DROP TO THE GROUND, CATS HISS AWAY IN TERROR]"

[kellylynnwright @kellylynnwright]

when the drugged-out homeless man is yelling aggressively on the street, then you listen and everything he's saying is fucking right.