QUEEN PRIYA

29Y.O mum of 2. JUST COS UR BLOOD DON'T MEAN UR FAMILY

[Just Call Me Kitten 🐈 @MakesYouGiggle]

Sex is a great way to relieve anxiety... so go fuck yourself.

[Just Call Me Kitten 🐈 @MakesYouGiggle]

Sometimes I star or RT something by accident and I realize how unwanted pregnancies happen.

[Just Call Me Kitten 🐈 @MakesYouGiggle]

"When I grow up I want to marry a grown man addicted to video games." - said no woman, ever.

[sexncake @sexncake]

I am woman. See me comfort eat.

[sexncake @sexncake]

My husband just said the spark had gone! So I tasered the fucker & I'll ask him again when he wakes up.

[sexncake @sexncake]

I overheard this in the cafe earlier: "Can you stop listening to our conversation?"

[Censored Girl @Girl_Censored]

I'm not as evil as my mood swings make me out to be.

[WeAreADL @WeAreADL]

I JUST STEPPED ON A SPIDER AND LIKE A MILLION OF ITS BABIES EXPLODED FROM IT NOPE NOPE NOPE FFFFF

[QUEEN PRIYA @kellymoss85]

@WeAreADL i done that at a friends house i was staying at & overnite the house became overtaken by hundreds of baby huntsmen, it was scary

[Gemma Fan Club @Gemmarfans]

How the fuck did #LawsonBBAU and #CatBBAU escape noms? Why are the decent people up? At least #PriyaBBAU sees through them. #SAVEPRIYA #bbau

[QUEEN PRIYA @kellymoss85]

@PrabjotPrabjot i have been every other week & i will b this week, #PriyaBBAU ain't going no where!!!

[eEric @ericsshadow]

I need to get home as soon as possible so I can do the same thing I'm doing now, but with snacks.

[Sasafrassssss @Rrrocambolesco]

Twitter TL refreshing when you're about to retweet something awesome is the real terrorist!

[Jules @Jules1UK]

Children are a precious gift, not a weapon to be used when adults mess up their relationship...

[Jules @Jules1UK]

If you're thinking about someone, you should let them know.

It just might be exactly what they need to make their day!!!

[QUEEN PRIYA @kellymoss85]

@IAMLISACLARK @jakerich55 r u coming 2 adelaide?