Kelly

I’m a real person who likes to read interesting and humorous takes on the current state of affairs.

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@elonmusk @garrytan But no kings, amiright?

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@dr_ericberg I don’t do other social media, x is plenty for me.

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@AmericanDebunk https://t.co/FnLLmJ59mW

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@newstart_2024 I’ve never had a doctor discuss my metabolic health with me. Just here are a bunch of numbers, and this and this are out of range.

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@AmericanDebunk I remember reading the umpteenth fiction book by a “famous author” and suddenly realizing, this stuff sucks, and it’s not worth my time.

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@RealJamesWoods I remember my sister ironing her hair on the ironing board because straight hair was all the rage. The following decade, we were all getting a perm every few months. Whoever sets these beauty standards really makes lives harder. For the record, I am not a black person.

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@ScottJenningsKY I think you misspelled believable…

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@bonchieredstate Nope, she must have missed self awareness class…

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@realmuckraker But what if they decide saying nothing is also offensive?

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@BarndoLife Needs a second laundry, come on people

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@MikeBenzCyber How can the rest of us do this “relying on the stock market” thing? Sounds like a wonderful option!

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@nypost In other news, everyone who works has stories…

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@RandyRRQuaid I’ve always thought the only reason for the unnecessary s*x scenes was so the sleazeballs could “audition” a bunch of actresses. There are movies and TV shows with short and stupid scenes that only happen once, and don’t have anything to do with the story.

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@thecoastguy It’s awful, definitely not just you!

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@AlabamaWXNet I don't know if you can say it enough, that on days like yesterday, when there is a risk of brief spin up tornados, that there will likely be no warning. It seems people get mad when there is no warning, but all tornadoes start somewhere, whether they last a minute or an hour.

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@devahaz So is the problem actually the internet?

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@ChefGruel My daughter tried the viral freeze your pasta and it will become resistant starch, and found no difference in her blood sugar testing between frozen and fresh.

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@BarndoLife Why do people continue to build houses where you have to haul all your laundry through the kitchen?

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@newstart_2024 My daughter tested this with pasta. No difference in blood sugar.

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@dr_ericberg About 45 years ago, I was dumping a whole plastic bag of frozen fries into a grandpappy fryer full of crisco, frying them and eating them all. Shouldn’t we all be dead by now?