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[Catherine Philp @scribblercat]

I'm not sure men should govern. They seem very emotional.

[KC @kelsieiona]

@engineering_bae The hardest part of returning from maternity leave for me was the shift in being forced to stop abruptly at the end of the day, not being able to just finish your problem solving. I never feel like I can give my whole self to either my kids or my work like I did before!

[Kilmarnock FC @KilmarnockFC]

RM7 🤝 @rm7testimonial!

We can confirm that Rory McKenzie's testimonial match will be played at BBSP Stadium, Rugby Park in July.

🆚 Ayr United
🏟️ BBSP Rugby Park
🗓️ Friday, July 4th
⏰ 7.30pm

Ticket details will be announced in due course.

[KC @kelsieiona]

@_mamanic Bet it was like 15 degrees out aswell…. Hope you told her guidance has changed since she was on childbearing age 50 years ago

[KC @kelsieiona]

@SCDC87 @realgirl_fieri Omg the shells - WHY?! 🤣

[Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos]

Imagine if Salesforce also had an outage like crowdstrike.

Maybe we'd finally figure out what they actually do.

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

I struggle even to watch this.
https://t.co/kqnXJ1V8HB

[Laura McConnell @LauraFMcConnell]

As you ponder why the grass in your local park isn’t being cut, why your bins aren’t collected, why potholes aren’t filled, your child’s school is losing teachers, why your local library is being shut, or why any other Council service you rely on is now worse… thank @theSNP

[KC @kelsieiona]

@eloffd 🤣

[Agent P @AgentP22]

Take a look at the list of the foods that will now always be full price in Humza Yousaf's Scotland once their new regulations come in.

There will be no more meal deals or buy one get one free deals either.

All in the middle of a #CostoflivingCrisis.

Utterly outrageous.

[KC @kelsieiona]

This is incredible

[Harry Jefferies @Jefferies_]

My grandpa who is 85 started making this rock map of Scotland in 1992.He collected rocks during amateur geology trips over 30 years. He says it had to be geologically correct and also aesthetically pleasing.He asked if I could share online as He wants to go viral so please share

[Rachel, Maker of Wild Sparrow Naturals @SpiritedSparr0w]

If you cosleep, you will smother your baby. Also, if you put your baby in a crib, they will have attachment issues.

Fed is best. Also, only breastmilk is suitable for a growing baby.

If you homebirth, you and your baby will die. Also, if you go to the hospital, you'll be abused and your baby will be a drug addict.

If your baby sees a screen, they will be addicted forever. Also, if your baby never sees a screen, they won't know how to live in the technological world.

All these things are correct and you should listen to me. I'm an expert and also not an expert because screw experts.

Hope I cleared that up. 😘

[Kate_Lex_Bee24 🎗️💙🤍 @K8_Bee24_Lex]

A lot of people acknowledging how serious abdominal surgery is, and how long it takes to recover, which is true.

Interesting that when it’s a c-section you’re expected to be fully recovered by end of visiting hours so you can care for a little human, on your own, with no sleep.

[KC @kelsieiona]

@SoVeryBritish Squally

[KC @kelsieiona]

@Gavin_F_Brewis I’m from Lanarkshire and a dookit to me is something completely different. It would be where you would put your shoes and bags at school, or for example you’d put post for a particular person. Like a hole/box inset into the wall. What are these boxes for?

[KC @kelsieiona]

@Morrisons when can I expect a response please, or at least an acknowledgment that the message has been recieved please?

[KC @kelsieiona]

I was due to get a food shop delivered from @Morrisons yesterday at 5:30pm, it’s now 24 hours later and no one on their customer service team is able to provide an update on where my order is, when it’s going to be delivered or even if it will be delivered at all!

[KC @kelsieiona]

@Morrisons DM sent any information will be greatly appreciated!