kel$ey

[Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 @fuzzychimpcom]

Netflix for a year: “Tyson vs Paul!!!”

Netflix when it’s time for the fight:

[Alex Berg @itsalexberg]

I’m just glad we have each other

[maybe: larky 🌿 @ofthemisery]

canada must feel like they are living above a meth lab

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

i want this to be the first thing aliens see of us

[kel$ey @kelsrogus]

@OliviaClarice13 ouch

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Happy loves you all! Thanks for everything!

[kel$ey @kelsrogus]

Martia @Xfinity fuck you for putting me in a 24 month contract and not getting my signature that’s illegal as hell

[no ❤️ @Jonah_Ellman]

“Ew, I don’t wanna TALK to you,”

-@kelsrogus , friend of the year

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Courtside Karen was MAD MAD!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sari Beliak @thecrassceiling]

I don’t want student loan forgiveness, I want student loan revenge

[timthetatman👑 @timthetatman]

this dude Tom Brady really picked a team at random and was like “hey y’all wanna go to the super bowl?”

[carolyn @ballerguy]

“when covid is over” is starting to sound a lot like “we should hang out sometime!”

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Not me. Us.

[paul @paulswhtn]

why are they walking into the capitol like this