kelsey

listen linda 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[íllen @sk0okum]

Didn’t realize “hacking a dart” was a Canadianism until I said it to an American and got a blank stare back

[Y Disassembler @loomdoop]

In one geology class I had, the professor said something like "if you ever see boulder on a mountain, it is making its way to the ocean, and will eventually get there."

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Hurricane Dolly taking out Mar-a-Lago would convert me from being an atheist into the most devout and sanctified believer

[Nell @stchvnel]

Mes pronoms? Qué/bec. Fran/çais. Bar/be/cue. Go/Habs/Go.

[♱ᴅʀᴜ @DrutangReborn]

Once you see this mf with your bare eyes you understand why they are obsessed with it

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

Rogers Stadium not to be confused with Rogers Place not to be confused with Rogers Arena not to be confused with Rogers Centre

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

when i use “😀” this is what i'm trying to convey

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Sometimes all I think about is you…

[Mike @hammerito]

Unfortunately the song of the summer is, for the 28th year in a row, Smooth by Santana feat. Rob Thomas

[Casarina @Casarina]

Americans will bomb Iran and emit more than 5m tonnes of CO2 in two weeks, contributing to a vastly out of control climate crisis - one that continues to fuel wildfires around the world, including in Canada - and then they'll go online and say "control YOUR pollution 🤪"

[Sinking @EisakuOtomo]

I think about this at least once every week

[VisuallyBetter @Isuckatpicking]

The Stanley Cup doesn't mess around.

[Chantel @SensFanNL]

AHAHAHAHA

[𝒇✿ @yappingbyfm]

finally a colour I know

[MAKANAKI @blackbhoy_]

The level of pettiness I aspire to get to.

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Babe wake up, another photo of a British figurehead looking terrified in a car just dropped

[₍˄·͈༝·͈˄*₎◞ ̑̑ @brb_irl]

canadian businesses have npc-ass names. i keep a list because they crack me up lol

[dyson daniels floater @killmesIime]

Now this is an elite complaint