Ben Keane

[Ben Keane @ken_beane]

@Ryanair how do I report lost property left on a flight please?

FR2503 to faro just now

[Ben Keane @ken_beane]

@easyJet I need your customer service immediately re cancelled flight to Prague from Manchester

[RossoBiancoNero1878 @RossoBianco1878]

****Update & Comp**** Next batch of our 68 Bobbles Fri 26th Jan 8pm.. https://t.co/fQghnfutZh To be in with a chance of winning one RT & Follow us we’ll choose a winner Thurs 25th

[Ben Keane @ken_beane]

@jjponcevazquez Tired

[Ben Keane @ken_beane]

@Jophes86 @SmnLlyd5 Played on worse

[Ben Keane @ken_beane]

‘I couldn’t believe it’: Australian bowler delivers incredible feat to win cricket match https://t.co/BjwQzy8ngg

Clearly, the most striking thing about this is the flagrant claim that 6 wickets constitutes a quadruple hattrick 😂

[Ben Keane @ken_beane]

@NBiffs @distant

[Ben Keane @ken_beane]

@antpaulbloom So did our defence on that corner

[Ben Keane @ken_beane]

@MikeBubbins @dista

Five million bees escape after crates of hives fall off truck in Canada https://t.co/mQqhBmP1sR

[Ben Keane @ken_beane]

@AndyMitten in #Vienna for the weekend with my lad. Any idea where locals watch United games? All the socials look out of date..

[Ben Keane @ken_beane]

@BJLazenbyCoach Ah, really? Shit. He was up at Embsay watching the cricket just the other week.

[Ben Keane @ken_beane]

@sistoney67 @ManUtd But we only protest WheN we'RE LosiNG

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

Almost two years ago I reported that Boris Johnson had tried to meet the Queen when he had Covid symptoms. I was told by No10 it was “completely untrue”.

Yet @AnthonySeldon and @RaymondNewell_ confirm in their new book on the former PM that it had, in fact, happened.

[Ben Keane @ken_beane]

@FootyScran pint and a bratwurst €10.40 @AustriaWienENG

[James Mitchinson @JayMitchinson]

@SimonClarkeMP @BenHouchen @DefraChiefScien @EnvAgencyYNE I’ll be the judge of whether or not there’s a story to be told. If I may ask something of you - as a tax payer - please stop trying to gag the local press. When we question you, it is because we care about those you’re elected to represent. Stand up. Be counted. Get ready.

[Miguel Delaney @MiguelDelaney]

English football is sleepwalking into another unfixable existential problem

Man United being bought by Qatar would mean it just isn't the club we have known for over a century

It would be a tool of an autocracy, going against everything it stands for

https://t.co/oE8dPEHE0M

[🅰🅽🅳🆈 @SpinarelloDogma]

Worth bearing in mind, this is what the BBC said to me in 2020 when Andrew Neil was being a shouty, right-wing pile on orchestrator on Twitter.

Compare and contrast.