Kendall Hanna

Shutter clicker + writer of things. Founder of @thewbproject. Mostly undomestic.

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It’s me not you.

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the real goal here is to do something epic enough in life to warrant bagpipes being played at your funeral.

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a few illustrations on account of me and my Apple Pencil dating lately.

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Cuba shots.

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@HailieDurrett Also prince of Egypt 😂👏🏼

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Adulthood is about having enough capacity to even be concerned about sleeping being messed up by a full moon.

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As a kid, all I hoped for was that my mom didn’t buy me fake Adidas from Payless. My friend’s 7 year old just made her Christmas list asking for Balenciaga shoes “that look like the socks”.
Between this and tiktok, childhood is dead y’all.

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@HailieDurrett I will always cry laugh at them, not to worry

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I feel personally attacked by my mint app.

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@HailieDurrett Bless them.

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I was told today that someone could tell I lived here [the Caribbean] “because I handle the road like a local”. And I’m not sure if it was a compliment or telling me I now drive like I have lost all will to live. 😂

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there is a deep undiscovered OCD that only shows itself when I use a floss stick.

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when you know the passive aggressive email to the entire neighborhood about “not using your front porch as storage for pool toys” is about you and your 6ft wide inflatable swan.

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there are only 2 ways to eat sushi:
put the whole thing in and delicately cover your mouth like a lady while you dino chomp. Or you take it in several bites and have to giggle self deprecatingly while it falls apart and you’re trying to get 4 grains of sticky rice up with chops.

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writing chapter 3, and wondering why God couldn’t have given me an assignment that would let me hang out with someone other than just my cat all day. no offense, cous, if you’re reading this. 🐈

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@HailieDurrett our late night chats have always been my very favorite.

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There is almost as much satisfaction in canceling an event I planned for myself as there is writing an item from the to do list you have already completed but write down to cross off.

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An 80ish year old man just greeted me with “what up girl” in the non creepiest way, and it kind of made my day.

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This is why I have trust issues.