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bafoone🫵🏼

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When someone is mad over my
political opinion, but the next topic is religion

[senshi @senshi_real]

os celulares costumavam vir com fones de ouvido grátis

[Pan @pangrey123]

The first 2 hours at work really just be me accepting the fact that I’m at work

[Aelin @linnssins]

a cigarette outside the function is how you find out what’s actually happening inside the function.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I saw someone say they miss when the internet was a library and not a store and I’ll be damned if that’s not the realest thing I’ve seen all year.

[miya @miyarah_]

como se siente estar sobreestimulado y empiezas a ser cruel con la gente sin motivo alguno

[T w I t t e r @darthramious]

Most people in France can't afford housing.

They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast.

They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.

[roman † @CUT2FLESH]

tomorrow marks one year since the louvre heist and i still think we moved on far too quickly from someone stealing actual crown jewels in the age of ai and computers. imagine pulling off an old-fashioned jewellery heist in the year of our lord 2025.

[cianna @realslimsh4dy]

They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful

[spooky pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit

[َ @spiderlnd]

do not put me in charge in any situation cus i'll start running that shit like the navy and everybody will wanna die

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

You ever noticed that it’s socially acceptable to tell poor people how to spend their money? But when we ask the rich to stop hoarding wealth, the response is always “it’s their money.”

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

I'll be damned if all I have to show for this life is a man and some kids.

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

Eu indo dormir sabendo que não preciso escrever uma mensagem enorme para um homem emocionalmente imaturo pedindo para ele melhorar

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

The last thing you idiots need is a fucking flying car.

[˖ ⭑ gigi . @fatalfang]

i could never be a mysterious person because the second something mildly interesting happens to me i need to tell at least four people

[cali @calithedonnn]

i am not a girls girl i hate stupid btches and bad mothers & boy crazy btches

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

why does every fucking app need access to your location, your activity and your contacts? ALL I WANTED WAS TO ORDER A FUCKING COFFEE

[Pan @pangrey123]

i said im able to work under pressure, not die for your company

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Do you remember when radio stations used to give away concert tickets and backstage passes? | just heard a midday radio giveaway, and now the prizes are groceries, a year of gas, or rent paid. It's a strange reminder that survival has become the prize. That's pretty sad.