Kari O

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

[Kari O @keogard]

@NoahKahan Your Needs San Diego’s Needs tonight queen?!?!?

[Lake Canada 🇨🇦 @LakeSuperior]

I wish I was little bit deeper
I wish I was a keeper
I wish I had a glaicer who looked good
I would keep her
I wish I had a whale in a hat with a bat
And a six four wallaye

[kiki @RachelKiki_]

BC stands for Before Coronavirus now. Sorry Jesus take a hike

[Kari O @keogard]

@KarenKilgariff @GHardstark @MyFavMurder Are you aware Skip Hollandsworth of Texas Monthly has a podcast?!

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

can another country liberate us

[Christopher Doyle @chrisdoyle]

Our daughter made a PowerPoint. 🐱 😂

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

It's possible in the coming days that specialists may be called upon to help out our critical care colleagues, so I thought I'd share a few tips for my fellow ophthalmologists on how to manage a ventilator. Hope this helps...

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Yes and young men are also more likely to look directly into a firework to figure out why it’s not exploding. We already know these things.

[Kari O @keogard]

@MyFavMurder @KarenKilgariff YASSSS Insight Timer app. Look up “Guided Meditation for Deep Sleep” by Cory Cochiolo. Amazing.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

IF YOU DO NOT PEE ALL OVER THE BED HOW DO YOU SHOW THAT IT IS YOURS AND TELL OTHERS TO STAY AWAY AND SHOW THAT YOU WOULD BE A BAD PRESIDENT

[Xannie Woodard @XannieW]

Please stop telling people to respect others' opinions. That's for things like "I don't like coffee" not for "I don't like black people."

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world."

[Kari O @keogard]

Target gave me a $5 gift card for getting my flu shot, further reinforcing my idea that Target is the best place in the world.

[Kari O @keogard]

SO many bitches getting hidden from my Facebook timeline in preparation for tomorrow... 🙄 #Election2016

[Kari O @keogard]

Somebody tell me what to do with my life kthanksbye

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

if ur house was on fire, would u rather trust a woman who's been a firefighter for 50 years with a few burns, or a man who shouts "FIRE BAD"

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

imagine being so deluded that you trust this bloated pile of cheese puffs with an entire country

[Kari O @keogard]

Damn this season of #orangeisthenewblack is DARK

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i just got a very convincing fake e-mail saying i won the hamilton lottery and i hope whoever did this has a mother who doesn’t love them