keren phillips

Up for Bananagram games, anytime. That's not a euphemism. Co-founder/VP Marketing at @weirdlyhub, previously @commonrm. she/her #ngātiwai

[keren phillips @kerenyP]

This is relaxing magic

[Mike Solomon @solomania]

The stages of playing with GPT-3:

- OMG this can do anything
- There goes my job
- I should start a business around this
- Some of the responses aren’t too good
- Actually, some of these responses are just awful
- This isn’t really intelligence
- This is just spicy autocomplete

[keren phillips @kerenyP]

Anyone in/near waitahanui in Taupo? Keen to know how it fared before I get all dramatic and start ringing strangers to go check on my mum #CycloneGabrielle

[ShayFobic @bbeyfobic]

Instead of pitting Beyoncé and Rihanna against eachother for the 1000th time, Can we actually get them to collab??

This Sex With Me x Cuff It is IT!!!

https://t.co/Uvay89J1nr

[Sarah @sarahvanpelt]

I don’t want over exaggerate but I think we can attribute part of our decline as a nation to when we started fucking about with Hot Cross Buns

[keren phillips @kerenyP]

@danikarevell @cjlambert @BNZ Ha! Can’t believe I missed this. So lol

[keren phillips @kerenyP]

This is what we need in little shoal bay

[keren phillips @kerenyP]

Everyone in the cinema gasping when Phil Geoff’s face appeared on the screen is such a NZ moment or maybe just Auckland does anyone else in NZ know or care who Phil Goff is? Anyway, it was very fun being in a movie where everyone swears at the same time #MisterOrgan

[Unexplained Occurrences 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @TalesOfBeyond]

So close!! That is a skeleton 💕

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The continents can be arranged to look like a chicken

[keren phillips @kerenyP]

Spose it’s back to writing out my thoughts on paper and dropping them over my neighbour’s fence like a peasant

[Niko Stratis @nikostratis]

*running around the deck of half of the Titanic* "does anyone have a crush on me?"

[KING @HAMKING_]

Still can’t believe he’s gone. This Christmas will be our 794th year without Genghis Khan.

[GrossedOut @Faizanli]

Onlyfans for agency folks. Where you present your work and people just praise it. No feedbacks, no last minute changes, no more options. Only praise by your true fans.

[keren phillips @kerenyP]

The thing people forget is that for 75% of the population, a server delivers coffee and protocol means don’t walk in front of the Queen.

[AVC @annevclark]

Okay that's it, I've had it! I'm starting a new Twitter. It's just a Google doc that everyone in the world shares:
https://t.co/s657psje90

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

‘Let’s get this show on the road!’ from different languages:

5. Let’s pick up our hammers! (Bulgarian)
4. Let’s saddle the chickens! (German)
3. Let’s go bedbugs, the bed’s on fire! (Finnish)
2. On with the butter! (Icelandic)
1. Forward with the goat! (Flemish)

[Naomi Fisher @naomicfisher]

The use of fear to control children is so ubiquitous that most adults don’t even realise they are doing it. They’d never describe what they are doing that way. But in so many different ways, the children feel it. Here’s what it looks like. 1/

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Childhood trauma doesn’t just come from what you experience, it’s also about what you don’t experience.

Here’s some examples: