Kerrie Lucas

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@stone3Clare @RayFacey @Hellfyre777 @KemiBadenoch I am not sure where you live but I don't know any local schools struggling to fill a class. Quite the opposite.

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@boat_noise @WokChic 120g of thick cut ham at Tesco is £3.75. Factoring shrinkage of 20% (high ball est) on her 2.3kg joint she could have gotten 15 packs but she used some for soup and dinner. So £1.06 a pack theoretically, at the same weight. Why are you picking a fight with this lady and her ham?

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@ksorbs 'You look like the entire one half of my family.' She's half Indian, half Jamaican. I don't understand what you find hard to understand.

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@CHIMPSINSOCKS Can no one find any empathy for this poor woman? He hair and nails are probably a mess, only a couple of grand in her purse and her husband wants to help people not die instead of be more beautiful. She sounds like she's going through a lot.

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@SoVeryBritish Absolutely livid.

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@EssexPR Can we all just agree it's probably more expensive than a car but cheaper than a train ticket plus snacks from the buffet cart?

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@BeeBabs This video made me realise I should not own a dog. I don't even get that much self care.

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@quazoly @iamdanielpayne @SaycheeseDGTL I haven't got my glasses on but it's OK because I'm not a hunter. I feel like my comment still works with the switcheroo though.

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@quazoly @iamdanielpayne @SaycheeseDGTL Yeah, nothing says 'respect' like decoratively draping your gun over a bears corpse, grinning like you just jizzed your pants and snapping a quick selfie

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@LeoKearse Tell me you have mummy abandonment issues without telling me. *Kirstie* isn't a housewife but the the housewives out there are doing the loooords work

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@LozzaFox I feel like you didn't read it and Michael even clarified. It's not a point of principle, it's just that you can hear the accent is off and it's distracting. I find the same with people playing Australians or sometimes even Australians doing other accents.

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@clhubes I think it's a bit like when you lose weight everyone will say so but not a peep before to your lardy arse

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@JaneyGodley He did well! You look great

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@James94923516 @LeahRemini Money and fame ain't it, plus who was profiting from her? We don't know. She's doing what she is doing of her own free will and her achievements deserve to be celebrated

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@LeahRemini Wow, incredible and very inspiring.

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@clhubes Dainty jewellery? Gtfo, where is the half of a peace sign?

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@clhubes The makeup alone. Far too natural

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@LozzaFox Good luck with that

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@taysiderinspace @MrRyderCup2012 Rather a sweeping statement. A lot of us sacrifice a lot to send our kids to Kilgraston and my daughter is very appreciative. She's kind, curious, diligent and helpful...entitled is certainly not a word I would ever use to describe her.

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@MarkKimono @SusanEacock @Conservatives Dangerous to go putting things past BoJo