Kerri Logan

Gin-soaked bar room queen in - er - Ealing.

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

Pleasing #exitpoll #labourlandslide

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

@Jaygood58 Idiot hound

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Puppy gets head stuck in wall https://t.co/QiakBCn1Yv

[Hanwell Town (Toon) FC @hanwelltownfc]

Beautiful Beryl at her first Hanwell Town match 😍
🐾 @nonleaguedogs

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

Beryl had such a fun time at her very first match @hanwelltownfc

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

@EalingCustSer Our recycling bin not taken this morning, and system won’t let us report as it incorrectly claims our bin was not out. It may have been blocked by your garden waste providers returning that one in front, however it *was* out for collection as normal. Please advise

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

@Jaygood58 Basically what I’ve been writing.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Honest CV

Interests
Sitting quietly. Ordering stuff I don’t need. Long showers. Taking the bins out in a courteous and timely manner. Looking in the fridge. Memes. Crisps. Shows about murder or baking. Dogs. Tea. Going to bed is a highlight. My weekly screen time is, like, a lot

[Neil Lancaster @neillancaster66]

Accurate

This gave me my first proper laugh in 9 days

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

@Jaygood58 @RrragePage Legendary

[Ned 'no longer here' Potter @ned_potter]

OBIT 🧵

Daisy Boo Biscuit Potter today departed for the great litter tray in the sky, aged 18.

Daisy was voted ‘objectively worst cat in the world’ 3 years running, and her hobbies included vomiting and ignoring us.

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

@Jaygood58 👏👏👏

[BBC Strictly ✨ @bbcstrictly]

From Mock The Week to The Mash Report to Ted Lasso, actress and comedian Ellie Taylor is ready to shine on #Strictly! ✨

👉 https://t.co/xKFbRYO4Be @EllieJaneTaylor

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

@Jaygood58 You’ll appreciate this….

[Sarah Phelps @PhelpsieSarah]

Fab Bernard Cribbins story x

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

@commgardenradio @shaunwkeaveny Greetings from Mallorca. May be Si Si Si San Miguel o’clock….

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

@shaunwkeaveny And once more with photo 🙄

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

Happy Birthday @shaunwkeaveny ! ‘Especial’ greetings from Palma de Mallorca #KYOBC

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

@commgardenradio Can’t listen live today, but will listen to the download later with one or three of THESE! Cheers @CUCKOOSTONE1 , and keep up the work @shaunwkeaveny

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

@Jaygood58 Arf

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

A party political broadcast ahead of #AssemblyElection2022

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

@Jaygood58 ❤️

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

He fought the lawn and the lawn won.

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

@Jaygood58 😔

[Rory Cellan-Jones @ruskin147]

We have some very sad news. We’ve had to say goodbye to our much loved Collie cross Cabbage. For 14 years she was a lovely , energetic and really smart member of our family. It was time for her to go but we miss her so much.

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

@ruskin147 Should have come to @hanwelltownfc , Rory! Glorious 3-0 against Chalfont St Peter.

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

@Jaygood58 Hat!

[Kerri Logan @kerripoppet]

@Jaygood58 I’ve found it. The dream job.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

UK company Crafted Beds is looking for a ‘Netflix and nap fanatic’ to be their mattress tester. The position pays £24,000 per year and entails spending 37.5 hours per week on a mattress assessing its comfortability.