spook(err)y

25 she/her. always willing to learn. tweets 85% shite. anti-kanye. anti space colonisation. also anti colonisation.

[spook(err)y @kerriyakisauce]

My grandad just said "You talk a lot of shit" to me

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

2016: I use technology every day, and I love it.

2026: I want a job as a park ranger who only needs a flip phone.

[𝙉𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙖. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

Sent an email, Checked it off my to-do list and they responded in less than 5 minutes now I gotta add this to the list again

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Why are there so many adverts at the cinema for joining the Royal Navy? Like an inordinate amount. You don't see it anywhere near as much elsewhere. It's honestly a bit creepy.

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

is he fun to be around or am i fun and he’s around

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

[spook(err)y @kerriyakisauce]

@emma_finance merry Christmas

[spook(err)y @kerriyakisauce]

@HMSPWLS

[HMS Prince of Wales @HMSPWLS]

Practice makes perfect… our Logistics team really are incredible, from 4800 meals a day… to fine dining and Defence Engagement.

#OpHighmast
#CSG25

[HMS Prince of Wales @HMSPWLS]

Braving the chill! Last chance for a cold water swim near the Ship, in Glenmallan, before we sailed today!
#FeelgoodFriday

[HMS Prince of Wales @HMSPWLS]

FROM: PWLS
TO: HMTK
SUBJECT: SPLICE THE MAINBRACE

1. UP SPIRITS
2. SERIAL COMPLETED
3. GODSPEED YOUR MAJESTY

ENDS

[Royal Navy @RoyalNavy]

Overcoming a challenging upbringing, @HMSPWLS chef Declan Dowler has been nominated for @IYAwards as a 'rising star in employment'.

He loves the RN - whether it's serving lasagne to shipmates, or tackling fire and flood in damage control.

[Britannia Royal Naval College @DartmouthBRNC]

An Awe-Inspiring Display ⚔️🥁

Hard Work & Determination ✅

Making a Commitment to Serve Our Country 🇬🇧🫡

Welcome to the @RoyalNavy @RFAHeadquarters @RNReserve ⚓️🌊🪢🧭

Global🌎Modern🛜Ready✅
@RNJobsUK

@MartinJConnell
@RAdmJudeTerry
@CaptAndyBray

[spook(err)y @kerriyakisauce]

https://t.co/havIQJ1ddR
Wooo a skin + me discount code

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

Doriane doing us proud on her first-ever @F1Academy win 🏆

So great to see another one of our Junior drivers making their mark. What a start to Doriane's 2024 season 👊

[Jan Freedman @JanFreedman]

Whale sharks are the biggest fish in the ocean, and they are beautifully majestically creatures.

This one swimming in bioluminescent algae looks like its swimming with the stars!

(📽️Imgr Hauntologist2)

[Britannia Royal Naval College @DartmouthBRNC]

Last night BRNC hosted the Naval Review Autumn Term lecture! The topic of the debate was the role of religion in the Armed Forces.
@NavalReview

[Britannia Royal Naval College @DartmouthBRNC]

Ex HAVOC- After another rig change the Cadets are assessed on their marching, weapons handling and intelligence gathering.

Next up is another rig change before a team presentation to end the day!

#HAVOC
#LeadershipDevelopment
#MadeInTheRoyalNavy