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I think I’ll have myself a beer

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@Tyler_Spietz5 Lemme see those Leinies fabric(?) signs!

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@Tyler_Spietz5 Brother you need to dispose of this immediately. Budweiser logo???

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@sciad I’ve become a WFH gambling addict and an alcoholic since COVID 👍🏻

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@lfgsdsports @Padres_Jorge @MLB @FBI Fuck you Gumby

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@BarstoolBigCat Fuck you mush and fuck the cubs

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Brewers fans need to watch very closely what the crowd in San Diego looks like in G3. Shameful stuff.

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@lfgsdsports @Padres_Jorge @MLB @FBI Try Reading

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@greengooning What home run

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@RideThePineMLB Whoops didnt realize everyone else was still tagged in this.
I dislike you based on this brief internet interaction. But I wish you well finishing your degree. If you do something cool come back and rub it in my face & I’ll donate to your lame Venmo (man of honor as established)

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@RideThePineMLB @SchyndelTrevor @MichaelLoCocoWI Yes I wrote physician there I will leave my mistake up for posterity #manofhonor

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@RideThePineMLB @SchyndelTrevor @MichaelLoCocoWI Just wondering why a physician with his doctorate that’s congratulating others for engaging with him on twitter is also pretending to be a fantasy tout. Idk, I find the story you chose interesting, not triggering.

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@dilbobagginem @DannyVietti With you on that one brother ✊🏿

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@RideThePineMLB @SchyndelTrevor @MichaelLoCocoWI Just to clarify, you’re claiming so many people begged to send you money you had to post your Venmo account?

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@VinceHesprich Hartford energy detected

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@RideThePineMLB @SchyndelTrevor @MichaelLoCocoWI Background in physics folks. Definitely has his PhD cause he’s got his Venmo in his bio. Wrap it up, no further conversation needed!

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@brsves51065 @onedayitsyou @Hockey_Is_All @Jolly_Olive So many other factors too. HR robbery technically a possibility? Crazy shit happens. Baseball is the best.

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@brsves51065 @onedayitsyou @Hockey_Is_All @Jolly_Olive If the goal is to eliminate “what ifs” (which is never gonna happen) I think you have to go dead ball. You see it happening now - conflicting stat page screenshots of “this is 100% a home run” and “only a home run in 1/30 stadiums”. But yeah it sucks to take away a potential hit

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@dilbobagginem @DannyVietti The “do the math buddy” is so fucking funny on top of this. Well done. You California fucks are so far up your own asses eh? Analyze Deez pussy!

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@chokers_whiners @DannyVietti Wrong