ketocrotch

Sticky, slimy, and don’t smell the best

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I have officially thrown my hatch in the ring. Ketocrotch2020, my platform is right down the middle. #ketocrotch #KetoCrotch

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@fancypirate8 @KetoHiking I’ve got me a pretty good collection of Karen crotch

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@KetoHiking How do you think I feel? I am the reason for her newfound fame and she had the nerve to block me as well.

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@KetoHiking @LCHF_TOOLBOX She will be fine, no one listens to the radio anymore anyways

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@ketowood If you open up that tent you’ll find me on the inside

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@DietDoctor1 I am getting sick and tired of constantly being referred to as a myth. I am beginning to understand how bigfoot feels

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434 followers. A great number, just like the famous Boeing jet

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@sianoresist Beautiful picture. Pussies are by far my favourite animal

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@drjkahn @bigfatsurprise @johnzahorik I am thinking suing the crotch lobby and the union. I feel I should get a kickback. I am willing to negotiate as I am always searching for the middle ground

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@RossWenk @vincentninja68 This is not true. I make it more slippery

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@ethanjweiss You would never say this to my face.

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@ItsTheWooo Gasoline is great song! Burn her house down. Only way to get rid of me

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@Rosebanktom At first glance I thought this was a petri dish with a sample of me in it

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@people If you want the real down low on ketocrotch Then I am who you should be talking to.

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@Forbes I am tired of being called unwanted. Many women intentionally go on this diet with the hopes of me settling in. I don’t disappoint

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@LCHF_TOOLBOX @aihtalian @wellboy @kirbz83 @tednaiman @richcollins If you can’t handle the heat stay out of the underwear. That’s my motto

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@fancypirate8 Thanks to this new wave in Europe I don’t get any sleep nowadays

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@grahamallen As long as they vote for me I am good with it #KetoCrotch2020

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@DaveKeto @SBakerMD @MikhailaAleksis @GeorgiaEdeMD @bokkiedog @DrPaulMason @KetoCarnivore @siobhan_huggins @GrassBased How was I not invited to this prestigious event? You are all a bunch of crotchists

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@CaloriesProper @MikeTyson I would fight him in a heartbeat. I would shoot for his midsection and stay there for life

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@KetoHiking @LCHF_TOOLBOX @johnzahorik I am hoping to grow my presence this year in the land of royalty