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[Guy Johnson @KetogenicGuy]

What dirt do they have on Rishi that he is compelled to do these pathetic PR stunts?

[Guy Johnson @KetogenicGuy]

Ok, I’ve not chirped about the @TheWhiteHorsePu for ages. But today for a starter I had the “sticky belly bacon” and it was just sublime. Highly recommended for a moment of food bliss!

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Next up from Rishi Sunak: rationing, rickets & compulsory rotary dial telephones in every home.

[Noble Ron @perry_ron]

One of my favorites!

[Guy Johnson @KetogenicGuy]

@PaysanChester @russellquirk @PIMPMYDIBBER Gordon brown is widely accepted as having saved the world economy in 2008

What is this clown talking about?

Inflation as a result of a bounce back? Well that or a govt printing billions, one or the other 🤡

[John Spiers @squeezyjohn]

I've just found a copy of that Rishi Sunak video in the rain with enhanced sound ... #ThingsCanOnlyGetWetter #GeneralElection #PintSizedLoser

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Guy Johnson @KetogenicGuy]

Live TV coverage of a black door

[Guy Johnson @KetogenicGuy]

This would be hilarious if true! First bit of good news in 5 years so they call an election

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

May be coincidence but hearing a couple of meetings people I know having with govt departments cancelled today. May be due to General Election (rumours it'll be called today), and them going into purdah. Though can't know for sure.

[Only Fools and Horses Lines @OnlyFoolsLines]

One of the greatest scenes of all time ❤️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The clothes you find when having a wardrobe clear out:

- A top which still has the label in it
- A pair of jeans that haven't fitted you since Tony Blair was prime minister
- Something your Mum gave you which hasn't been worn since 1973
- Some swimming trunks, still in the plastic packaging
- A shirt that makes you go "this isn't mine?!"
- A shoebox with just one brand new shoe in it
- 6 belts
- 42 ties
- A bag which has had a banana in it for many years
- Something you wore to a wedding once

You will throw none of these away, you have wasted your time.

[Guy Johnson @KetogenicGuy]

@RyanFeePoker Your in France?
Couple of places

Spain
Switzerland
Germany 👍

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Breaking News....
Devon and Cornwall have cancelled their planned joint '60s & '70s retro music festival after a row over whether to put The Jam or Cream on first

[Guy Johnson @KetogenicGuy]

So Rory McIlroy wins at Quail Hollow, and it doesn’t make the @BBCSport homepage.

But wait, it doesn’t even make the bbc sport golf landing page!

Seriously @BBCSport just give up.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

I honestly don’t even have words to describe this

United States Senator Mitch McConnell is asked “What are your thoughts on running for reelection in 2026?”

You have to see this to believe it. These people are everything wrong with America.

[AJAC @AJA_Cortes]

I quit coffee for 6 weeks.

I noticed nothing.

Only the absence of joy in my morning routine.

Started drinking coffee.

Joy returned.

[Guy Johnson @KetogenicGuy]

@JakeCody @BritishGas See DM

[Guy Johnson @KetogenicGuy]

@IanGas 100% paraffin gauze (non medical advice)