Kevin Matte

[jaws 🪂 @spiceboyjaws]

getting married in toronto-
priest: do u, sweeter ting, take this dawg to be ur mans for bare time styll?
her: bet:)
me: jheeeze say less:)

[kosh @KOSHvsEVERYBODY]

Drake in Miami entering the grocery store and making the announcement that everything or anything they want will be paid for by him. I aspire to be this great one day.

[McBaŋɠ @TheMcBang]

Minimum wage is now $14
Medicine is free for people under the age of 25

What a time to be Canadian

[GONGSHOW® Hockey @GongshowGear]

Congratulations on the retirement Neiler! Thank you for getting the crowd going on a regular basis here in Ottawa and givin' it 110% every shift. We're proud to call you a close friend of ours and we appreciate all the support you've given us over the years! #25

[jjjjjjjjay @jaydan_jackson]

This is the surveillance showing the suspect in Tess Richeys murder. DARK HAIR 5’7-6’ WHITE. BLACK JACKET LIGHTER PANTS, APPEARS TO BE IN HIS 20s(?)SOMEBODY KNOWS HIM. THESE ARE FROM SATURDAY NOVEMBER 25th 2-5am APPROX. they went to a hot dog stand in church wellesley area.

[Fiyin 🇳🇬 @dirtyboyjameso]

Keaton & his Mama almost scammed the whole world and they would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling Black Twitter.

[Rachel Richey @Rachelpeabody]

Desperate to find my sister missing over 48 hours, last seen Church and Wellesley Toronto. Photo in leaves the most recent. #tessrichey

[Auntie Bait @nish_daddy]

Me in northern Ontario: god I fucking hate it here
Me elsewhere: -20? Y’all some bitches, we deal with -40 no big deal, I wear shorts in the winter, I could play hockey the day I was born, I can out drink any of you https://t.co/DMQ0XckK03

[The Deaner @Dean_Murdoch]

Whaddya call a hard partying Sith lord from Nova Scotia?
Darth Mouth

Gettin a lot of love for this one here at bingo right now

[Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers]

Dear Apple,

No one uses the word “ducking”. No one.

Thank you!

[Kevin Matte @kev_matte]

I'm answering (A) Karlsson for a chance to win #Sens tickets! https://t.co/EGUtxZOnpJ

[clane @someonesdogg]

"Im from pretty far up in northern Ontario"

FIRST OF ALL, youre from North Bay

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

600 shot in Las Vegas
40 dead in Cali. wildfires
4 Americans killed in Niger
86% of Puerto Rico without power

And he's tweeting about this. https://t.co/RshLWiX8zf

[Kevin Matte @kev_matte]

Buyin champagne on a beer budget 🍾

[Kevin Matte @kev_matte]

daquan's video https://t.co/aYvOGJ1LxZ

[Best Fights @TheVineFights]

Dude punch harder than Tyson 😭
https://t.co/jF9H4kzNVf