Kevin Nogilny

redstone engineer | tweets not representative of any person on this earth

[Kevin Nogilny @kevbonez]

life is catch 22 and I'm the pinata

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

only day you can post this

[Kevin Nogilny @kevbonez]

Water is wet

[beyza dogan ironisi @beyzipsg]

Erkeklerin, beğendikleri kadının yanında bilişsel performansları düşüyor.

[Kevin Nogilny @kevbonez]

Rewatching Lost didn't really do anything for me but it made me feel good and that's all that matters

[Kevin Nogilny @kevbonez]

@callmemeowsky It's funny when she turns sideways and her acne reappears for a moment

[Esteban @RedSoxAsere]

Baseball is buddhism: relinquish impermanence. Every other sport is protestant: acquire and possess the ball by work and robbery. Pitchers and hitters try to get rid of it as fast as possible. Fielders only have it if something has gone wrong. Spiritually the most perfect sport

[Dhanesh Gianani @dhanesh500]

Diamonds are about to be absolutely worthless,

nature is finally healing…

[Kevin Nogilny @kevbonez]

@ashleyherman_ Better than most Hollywood movies

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

the phrase "shit smoove off" gets thrown around a little loosely these days. however,

[shaur @shaurizard]

money talks but wealth whispers

[Kevin Nogilny @kevbonez]

Shout to think pads #normalizetheclit

[Matt 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @_Yankee_07]

Socialism is when immigrant and transgender

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

we need to burn san francisco to the ground

[Kevin Nogilny @kevbonez]

I feel bad for Michael Dell, having to come home and see that everyday

[Cody James 🇺🇸 @codyaims]

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

[Aurora Britt @Britt4rva]

In trumps america you can’t even send photos of Shrek’s penis to your lawmakers

[Kevin Nogilny @kevbonez]

@nickleginza @Carvana Ford maverick

[Nick Preszler @NickPreszler]

Look at him, thats my Qual.

Your what?

My Qualitative! My vibe specialist. Look at him, you notice anything different about him? Look at his face.

I'll give you a hint, his name is Jayden. He won a local poetry competition in bushwick! Yeah I'm sure of the vibe.

[Nomad @NomadsGalaxy]

Hey uh, @Keurig - what the hell is a COFFEE MACHINE uploading, let me double check...

ONE FUCKING TERABYTE OF DATA IN 10 DAYS!?!?

Immediately unplugging that. Getting my parents a new coffee machine.

[Kevin Nogilny @kevbonez]

@wiremxther I saw a woman operating one the other day

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

me: does my cat know when i get a haircut
genie: ok that's not really a wish