Kev

Number 3 topsoil salesman in Brighouse 2 years running.

[⚒MARK⚒🎗️ @m4rk1964]

Chris Eubank has written a book about the Titanic 😱

[Kev @kevbooth83]

@perrigame @MyshkinBanned

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@Ste_Tasker @koshercockney

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@Ste_Tasker @koshercockney I’d bang your cousin if she was fit so i’m glad he’s not banning it

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@man_savings @shandog87

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Step 1: Ask Marie out.
Step 2: Buy Marie coffee.
Step 3:

[Kev @kevbooth83]

When i’m having a bad day i still remember this moment

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This morning a customer was giving us their postcode and saying it phonetically, he said Q for cucumber.

[Kev @kevbooth83]

@zenbuffy Friend owns a pub, often has local bands playing and mini festivals on bank hols, not near enough to houses to be a problem, except they’ve been building housing estates over last few years right on doorstep and new neighbours complain about the noise now, fucking idiots.

[Kev @kevbooth83]

They did random drug testing at my work today, my name wasn’t on the list, which is a shame because i was looking forward to seeing which ones i liked

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@awjre I work near a dpd depot, they’ve got a (what looks to be) sizeable fleet of electric vans, but apprantly no in house charging infrastructure, the local retail park always has tons of them hogging the charging stations

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Found an antique today, still works aswell! None of the discs are labelled with what’s on them so having a listen to some

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Arsenal fans

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‘free apple crumble’ 💀😂😂

[Takeaway Trauma @takeawaytrauma]

the best takeaway review you will see today

[Kev @kevbooth83]

One for you @duncan_winn

[Frankie Francis @Frankie____]

Are you ok babe? You’ve hardly touched your Gonster….

[Kev @kevbooth83]

@Ste_Tasker

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I’m laughing way too hard at this

[Kev @kevbooth83]

@Hannughh

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

"a second orange net has been spotted on Blackpool tower"

[Kev @kevbooth83]

Thought i was about to die here and i’m only sat on the sofa

[BIG JET TV @BigJetTVLIVE]

American 777 insane landing at London Heathrow!
Caught during our livestream at @HeathrowAirport. Strong, gusting crosswind elements catching-out even the most seasoned pilots! Wouldn’t have liked being the NFP on this one 😂 watch the flight surfaces 🫨

Get involved: what’s your take on this 🤷‍♂️ #avgeek #aviation #StormGerrit

[Kev @kevbooth83]

@moobs1985 @pritchxrd_____ 🤐🤣

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@anon_opin Nah fuck ‘em, still can’t delete that shitty album off my phone without it reappearing, pricks.