Kevin Keating

BSU Acting 24 | I go nuts for a granola bar

[brewster @brewsternova]

Prince would be 4 minutes deep into moaning and gasping on the track then with complete sincerity be like We need to stop all wars right now.

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

Taking my smallest, gentlest friends to go see the new Wes Anderson picture. Willoughby has sneaked an almond into the cinema in his satchel! Oh, how naughty!

[Jurickson Profar Propagandist @Profargandist]

The Rehearsal season 3 is going to end with Nathan Fielder playing shortstop for the San Diego Padres

[tommy @tommyfication]

mary be like IJBOL (i just birthed our lord)

[lee @deercured]

BREAKING NEWS | 🚨 Actor/Musician Donald Glover has been eaten by a pelican

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

look up tom and jerry dumb ass

[MYKI MEEKS ☆ @myki_meeks]

charli xcx in that one song

[emil @emilyaoflaherty]

honored to write a little mention about something deeply important for @thedrift_mag :)

[Lark @king_of_limb]

panel: abortion?
biden: abo ibe... abor.. well. welll well hhww hwwh hwwh
trump: i used the target bathroom after joe, and, let me tell you, he didn't flush. log the size, the girth, of a pringles can

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

moderator: what are your views on the economy?

joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm.

donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

[Kevin Keating @kevin34keating]

“Peter is Joe” “Aimee is Kim” “Cassandra is Taylor” ok Brian’s the dog, Stewie’s the baby, Quagmires the sex guy.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Tampa Bay Rays shortstop Wander Franco was arrested earlier today for no-showing his Thursday meeting with the prosecutor investigating him for alleged relationships with underaged girls, sources told @JuanRecioM. More news and context, free at ESPN: https://t.co/BEYOtnlOFN

[Kevin Keating @kevin34keating]

@hdelefante hey dude saw your search history, “joe rogan feet” at 3 am????

[life with evan @evan_morales]

what do you guys think he wants?

[Atomic Annie @_AtomicAnnie]

So close! He is actually dead ❤️

[Kevin Keating @kevin34keating]

with an anti-masker

[Kevin Keating @kevin34keating]

@evan_morales did you take a break from your self tape to tweet this

[Kevin Keating @kevin34keating]

@evan_morales @lilzluvbug i know you two are sitting together at woody and tweeting rn…

[life with evan @evan_morales]

if you’re cold, they’re cold. let them in