Space Kevin

Space pirate

[Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets]

HE IS A THREE TIME STANLEY CUP CHAMPION AND TONIGHT HE RETURNS TO PLAY FOR HIS HOMETOWN TEAM!

FROM WINNIPEG, MANITOBA, #19 JONATHAN TOEWS!

[Space Kevin @kevin_vander]

@jdk111289 @WhiteSoxRealist You are an absolute madman JD

[theScore @theScore]

Gardner Minshew will not go down easy when it comes to being the Jaguars QB1. 😂 https://t.co/GnFZHblgGO

[Space Kevin @kevin_vander]

@markromo1 @_rschulz @BestBuy I got mine but having Mark buy one at GameStop and then stealing it from him. Keep up the good fight.

[Space Kevin @kevin_vander]

@jdk111289

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Blizzard WARNING or not

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

And now, we bring you:

Patrick Kane's First Goal of 2021

@88PKane | #Blackhawks

[Space Kevin @kevin_vander]

@markromo1 @chccub08 welp boys

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest dad go-to sayings

“hi hungry I’m dad”

flips meat on grill: “that’s what I’m talking about”

gets bill: *looks at youngest child* “hope you brought your wallet”

asked for time: “time for you to get a watch”

standing in their way: “you make a better door than a window”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Learn Midwestern Before the Holidays

No Yeah = Yes

Yeah no = No

Yeah no for sure = Definitely

Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes

No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Devin Hester celebrates his 38th birthday today 🥳

One of the best returners EVER.

(via @nflthrowback)

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

The Lunar Classic is going to be out of this world!

[theScore @theScore]

Mookie Betts is the hero everybody needs right now. 🌮 😂

[Space Kevin @kevin_vander]

@jdk111289 Ok I’m in. But you are going to need a really good IT guy

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

Doc Emrick is the rare combination of expertise, class and humility.

Congratulations on a remarkable career – and #ThankYouDoc for the memories!

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

After 3,750+ Professional and Olympic hockey games, 100 different verbs used to describe a pass or shot, and 22 Stanley Cup Finals, the legendary Mike "Doc" Emrick has announced his retirement from broadcasting.

From hockey fans around the world, we say #ThankYouDoc!

[pj @pjayevans]

the amityville horror house, where 6 people were murdered, feels the need to decorate for halloween

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

260 wins.
2 Stanley Cups.
13 unforgettable seasons.

Thank you, Crow.

[Space Kevin @kevin_vander]

@hailycookk @sam_ieatboyss @PrimeVideo @TheYankeeCandle

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

If elected, i will have marshmallows classified as a vegetable because they used to be made with flowers.