Kevin

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[Kevin @kevinrowe1]

Married 24 years now. All I recall about my wedding day is something about death.

[Kevin @kevinrowe1]

At my age, a band from the 90's is not the only answer to what is a Limp Bizkit.

[Kevin @kevinrowe1]

Tried to complete an online survey. It timed out before I could scroll down to my year of birth...

[Kevin @kevinrowe1]

My doctor said I'm qualified to be in a Fatigue Studies group.

No thanks. I'm too tired...

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Before people discovered how to make coffee, where did they find the energy to discover how to make coffee?

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Sadly, due to the Sears store near me closing, my Christmas letter will not contain a picture of me with Santa this year.

[Kevin @kevinrowe1]

Retirement has provided me with so much more time to procrastinate

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

Don’t think of it as winter weight. Think of it as your body manifesting destiny.

[Kevin @kevinrowe1]

Apparently, holiday shopping brings out the I don't know how to park in people.

[Kevin @kevinrowe1]

@Jandalize

[Jan·da·līze ☆ @Jandalize]

Visiting a friend.
She has nothing hanging on her treadmill.
Mind.
Blown.

[Jan·da·līze ☆ @Jandalize]

I do my best workout when I stretch my fingers for Cyber Monday.

[Jan·da·līze ☆ @Jandalize]

My boss doesn't understand I used up my brain power this morning getting two paperclips untangled.

[✨WendyDarling✨ @wendchymes]

It’s kinda neat how during the holiday season you can stuff a corpse in a festive Christmas tree storage bag and leave it out by the curb for pick up

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

The last word in creepy dolls would have to be my childhood Barbie with the chewed-off feet. She knows what she did.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Sometimes I’m like, “What the fuck is wrong with me?” but other times I’m all, “What the fuck is wrong with me?”

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

I’ve never looked at a pizza and not been like, “That could use more cheese.”

[Kevin @kevinrowe1]

There are days during one's retirement when tough choices have to be made. Today is one of those days.

Should I drink a cup of coffee or take a nap?

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Hung my Christmas lights on the house across the street so I can see them.

[Kevin @kevinrowe1]

@lydia_m_beltran Uh oh. That's usually not good...

[Kevin @kevinrowe1]

NEWBIE ALERT! NEWBIE ALERT! @LiMBs93 Be prepared to laugh!