kevin laverty

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@benonwine 1

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@TheMatchdayHQ @Ekremkonur Tried all summer to unsettle Lewis Hall - so it begins again, yawn

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@Ekremkonur @caughtoffside Here we go again, give it a rest - so boring

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@ChatchoMan Just celebrated new year “live” almost 2 minutes late!!

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@alanshearer If Pope catches the cross, instead of punching, there is no equaliser - poor

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@PremLeaguePanel Van Dick backing off, then turned his back on the situation

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@WilcoFtbl Yawn, give up fella, so boringly entitled

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@Keir_Starmer What, like all the Dads flooding into our country illegally on boats - WITHOUT their families!!

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@JayGB1982 Worst haircut ever, makes him look like a right d*ck

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[kevin laverty @kevlav44]

@TheOfficialGRB Hi Gary, what is that colour on the wall

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@Sammy76_180 @MvG180 @SmashLukeman180 @ModusDarts180 @Winmau @KeukenConc Pointless, what about all the fans going to see their heros

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@MvG180 @SmashLukeman180 @ModusDarts180 @Winmau @KeukenConc Michael you are still the classiest player
Looking forward to seeing you at Newcastle. Champ 👍

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@SkyJacquie Beautiful inside and out

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@ToonMouthTyne Don’t dare miss Simon Jordan out

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@JackCallaway16 @gonortheast Great to hear you are enjoying it Jack, catch up with you next week

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@Russ180 Good luck Russ, hope it goes well - had mine done 11 days ago, improving everyday 🤞🤞

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@JGsFightTalk @Joewillock Classy tweet 👏👏

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@ChronicleNUFC No, no, and definitely no