Kevin Warner

Writer: KABC-TV, What Did You Do With That Bug Repellent?, Bungalow Heaven, White Rabbit. Coming soon: The Snows of Saginaw Hill

[Executive Asst. Commissioner Diane J. Sabatino @OFOEAC]

Paws up for @DFOFlorida Ag K9 Emmie! She intercepted conch shells, corals & seashells from the Bahamas. Some shells are restricted under international agreements—always declare! Check @USFWS for import rules before bringing wildlife items home.

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@AskDyson buyer beward: GARBAGE CUSTOMER SERVICE.

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@MarkSim20219917 @AskDyson @karansayz buyer beware: Dyson customer service is TERRIBLE

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@AskDyson @karansayz buyer beware: Dyson customer service is TERRIBLE

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@dy_son_help buyer beware: Dyson customer service is TERRIBLE

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@dy_son_help buyer beware: Dyson customer service is TERRIBLE

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@xxxhhhhhh00 @stepjamUK @imperialcollege @UCBerkeley @Dyson buyer beware: Dyson customer service is TERRIBLE

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@LilyCrue @AskDyson buyer beware: Dyson customer service is TERRIBLE

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@AskDyson Good products, TERRIBLE customer service. Replacement part out of stock 2+ weeks. I was assured I would be notified when it was available. Never got a notification, found it in stock on my own, within minutes of trying to order, out of stock again. WTH?

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@AskDyson Good products, TERRIBLE customer service. Replacement part out of stock for 2+weeks. I was assured I would be notified when it was in stock. I was not notified. I found it in stock on my own. By the time I tried to order, out of stock again.

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@MariellaRudi I have no idea, but if I had to guess I would say: absolutely yes.

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@UPS @mauicookielady PRO TIP: Don't ever use the UPS "change delivery date" service. You'll be charged $9.99, UPS won't change the delivery date, and you'll end up wasting a ridiculous amount of time with their terrible customer service/billing departments trying to get a refund--which you won't get.

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@UPS @KaylaItalian PRO TIP: Don't ever use the UPS "change delivery date" service. You'll be charged $9.99, UPS won't change the delivery date, and you'll end up wasting a ridiculous amount of time with their terrible customer service/billing departments trying to get a refund--which you won't get.

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@UPS PRO TIP: Don't ever use the UPS "change delivery date" service. You'll be charged $9.99, UPS won't change the delivery date, and you'll end up wasting a ridiculous amount of time with their terrible customer service/billing departments trying to get a refund--which you won't get.

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@jpodhoretz Irony not satire. Very similar to Larry Hart’s “Manhattan” which, in the end, really is an isle of joy. Not that the Grammy people have any clue.

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@dick_nixon Sir, I took the liberty of presuming you would wish to be informed of the passing of my grandmother, Emma Cave, widow of your Whittier College teammate and friend, Col. Thomas F. Cave, USMC.

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@jpodhoretz Can still remember the gasp-phew from a packed theater in Westwood.

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@esstheman Excellent.
“He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named”

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@esstheman I was at the Kirk Gibson game, and the WS game when Welch struck out Reggie, but by far the most exhilarating thing I ever saw at Dodger Stadium was Fernando pitching at the start of that 81 season. Never experienced anything like it, before or since.

[Kevin Warner @kevwarner]

@jpodhoretz Unrelated question: Is it true, as I have just read, that your dad flagged the first Philip Roth short story published in Commentary, a couple years before it appeared in "Goodbye, Columbus"?