Kejuan

Big dreams with little means. I want the world to be a better place.

MPA at UIS '19

[Sid Meier's Civilization VII @CivGame]

#NoShaveNovember

How it started How it's going

[James D'Amato 🔜 Big Bad Con @OneShotRPG]

#DnD Character Concept:
A warlock who's patron is just as much of a mess as they are. They made the pact while intoxicated. Neiter of them remember the terms of their deal. Both suspect the other has the upper hand. Constantly probing one another try to find a way out.

[Robert Downey Jr @RobertDowneyJr]

Finally, the poster we've all needed. Oh and, #DontSpoilTheEndGame

[James D'Amato 🔜 Big Bad Con @OneShotRPG]

How to Train Your Dragon holds up.

[Kejuan @kewanlake]

How my weekend is? Can I day drink on a Sunday?

[Kejuan @kewanlake]

Out of all my friends I am the only one with service. T-Mobile how unlike you, I welcome it.

[Kejuan @kewanlake]

I'm trying to be an adult at this meeting. But this lady brought a funny 4 year old. He just proclaimed "Mama I farted."

[Kejuan @kewanlake]

I ran down the O'Hare parking lot with a styrofoam keyboard. How was your weekend?

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

It was a challenge to find affordable child care for my own kids – it's even harder for parents today. So I fought to get more child care funding in this budget. Today, that work paid off when the Senate took a real step towards doubling child care funding for the next 2 years.

[Kejuan @kewanlake]

The #superbowlcommercials having the red m&m turning to Danny Devito just seems right.

[Eric Alvarez @ArtKnightRises]

When you are so confused as to what's going on!! :) u go kid!!

#SuperBowl #PepsiHalftime

[Kejuan @kewanlake]

My humble unbias defense of #Christmas

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

2016: “Well this year was horrible, but maybe 2017 will be....”

2017: “EVERY MAN YOU HAVE EVER ADMIRED IS ACTUALLY A MONSTER”

[Kejuan @kewanlake]

Is it state law I have to tell all Tennesseans they're the only ten I see while in the state?

[Kejuan @kewanlake]

Nothing as hypnotic as driving through the Midwest's repetitive landscape.

[Kejuan @kewanlake]

I am tired of 2017 though @NeoYokio is a shining point of this year.

[Kejuan @kewanlake]

Mayor: there isn't enough supplies in San Juan
Appointed General: there isn't enough supplies
Trump between golf swings: They're lazy

[George Couston @Cous_21]

Gym bro 1: Dude do you think veins go to like EVERYWHERE in your body?

Gym bro 2: IDK man, probably not that sounds like, dangerous

Nice

[Kejuan @kewanlake]

*opens up Twitter before bed*

*sees Hugh Hefner died*

*stares at ceiling, wondering how many stars 2017 will take*