KTWood

[chaos robot 🤖 @deestiv]

Instead of making this conversation about his wife, we should instead be talking about how much of a liability men in positions of power are if their businesses can be so easily compromised by an attractive woman, but yall clearly aren't ready for that conversation.

[KTWood @kewtwood]

@bluehampstead They all campaigned, they just weren’t under a microscope where everything they did became a national headline. Just because you didn’t pay attention doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The economy apparently collapses if a cashier makes $25 an hour but survives just fine when a CEO makes $25 million.

[KTWood @kewtwood]

@MichaelStolarz I have 3 kids with multiple activities and a travel and meeting heavy job, Instinct has made my life so much better and lifted a good portion of the logistics mental load (plus handles easy communication for my work stuff). I may be an outlier but I love it.

[KTWood @kewtwood]

@DailyMail "Secret plot" and it's just what every artist does when they make a song for a movie... words used to mean something.

[JoezMcfly🇩🇴 @JoezMcfLy]

Yankee fan watching what the brewers are doing to the Rays

[Lindner Center HOPE @LindnerCtrHope]

Representative James Talarico has never received treatment from Lindner Center of Hope.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I cant believe millennials were afraid of posting photos online where red solo cups were visible at all because it could compromise our future employability and now the country is being run by someone who bragged openly about snorting cocaine off a toilet seat.

Its just bothering me still.

[Fav @favwontmiss]

The gap between 2019 and 2026 feels unreal. it feels like i’ve lived through three completely different lives since then.

[𝓟𝓪𝓾𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓪 𝓜𝓮𝓳𝓲𝓪 @Pauliina_Mejia]

Estoy absolutamente segura que Dios sabe diferenciar entre un ritual satánico y tu niño disfrazado de Spiderman.

[KTWood @kewtwood]

@BaseballBros Do we know for sure that she’s in labor? Everything I’ve seen just says that the baby *could* be born during the series. I feel like we’re jumping to a lot of conclusions and judgments that we really don’t need to be involved in.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

The faint embarrassment of citing the first page of a book

[Yankee Mandela @YankeeMandela]

Playoffs are a crapshoot yet we have somehow managed to lose the exact same way every postseason for the past 9 seasons…how unlucky!

[Allen Stone @allenstone]

Stoked to share that my new single “Dreams” is out this Friday, October 9th. Can’t wait for you to hear this one

Pre-save today: https://t.co/tEBKFVFcmF ✨

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Humans beings weren't meant to endure this much two factor authentication.

[Kenny Glantz @KMcAwsome]

More than 12 hours later and I’m still laughing about this.

[Troy Record Sports @TroyRecordSport]

'We want it bad': Cohoes boys’ varsity soccer building a contender in Section 2 - Troy Record @CohoesAthletics https://t.co/C1Uqyp7wtA

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

117 Pitches. 10 Strikeouts. 1 Standing Ovation for Cam.

#RepBX | @Cam31Schlittler

[KTWood @kewtwood]

@michaelmiraflor DFW actually isn’t terrible

[KTWood @kewtwood]

Cleveland! is everything I never knew I needed from a Taylor song. Convinced she’s picking up Sufjan’s state project just can’t prove it yet.