A few weeks ago, I took my son to Chuck E. Cheese. When we walked in, they stamped my hand and my child's hand with matching numbers so we wouldn't lose each other.
CONCLUSION: We'd be better off having Chuck E. Cheese run immigrant detention centers than Trump's Government!
Next we’re going to get an audio tape of Trump actually having sex, and he’s gonna deny it by saying it could just be someone throwing mashed potatoes at a bean bag chair while a St. Bernard has an asthma attack
I'm sitting at Starbucks eavesdropping on these two dudes and at first thought it was kind of funny because they were discussing marital issues... and suited dude said "What is she?" and flannel dude said "Sagittarius."
This is a brilliant analysis of the new Sacha Baron Cohen series on Showtime, and the trouble that mainstream journalism (and comedy) have in responding to right wing troll culture. https://t.co/hmFYVVFVil