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Past: Advocacy | Journalism | Governance.
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[Sneha Sharma @thesneha_]

One thing about desis is they stand extremely close to you in a queue; and you are basically a sandwich between two ppl.

And there is also a high chance that the woman in front of you will move, touch or shake her hair which often ends up on your face; and if you take a step back you will end up making awkward contact with the woman behind you.

And if you leave too much space in front, one boomer auntie will magically appear and become part of the queue.

[akif عاكف‎ @khaans]

@prasanto Interfaith angle should be explored!

[akif عاكف‎ @khaans]

You want us to believe that a judge will be reading it all?

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

Uttar Pradesh special task force (STF) has filed a massive 1.5 LAKH page chargesheet in the multi-crore inter-state codeine cough syrup trafficking racket. The kingpin Shubham Jaiswal is still on the run.

[akif عاكف‎ @khaans]

@gulaab_ali_ Delhi needed this.

[akif عاكف‎ @khaans]

@jagritichandra Not exactly a soup question, is it?

[akif عاكف‎ @khaans]

@AmazonHelp @amazonIN They have no clue. Standard response to wait. Why should I wait when the order is cancelled by the seller?

[akif عاكف‎ @khaans]

@AmazonHelp can you help with this order which is not moving for past 10 days. @amazonIN

[akif عاكف‎ @khaans]

@Rajani_Weather Thanks!

[PKR | প্রশান্ত | پرشانتو @prasanto]

No the red ants are ghuspetiya. One SIR will fix them

[Pushkar Raj Chandna @_CHAAHAT]

@NGTribunal prohibits solid interlocking concrete tiles on roadsides & in parks to prevent over-concretisation. Instead, NGT prefers materials that allow for rainwater percolation & groundwater recharge. @noida_authority We at @LPanacheAOA prefer these tiles at Gejha Rd. Sec11O

[akif عاكف‎ @khaans]

Kapil Mishra.
Purushottam Agrawal and William Dalrymple

Waah!
Waah!

[akif عاكف‎ @khaans]

@alishervani @legallyuddin @sanjayuvacha Isi baat pe.

[akif عاكف‎ @khaans]

Yaar, ab aisa bhi nahi hai.

[Sarcastic. @Sarcaztick]

Muslims are the most honest and hardworking people in India.

[akif عاكف‎ @khaans]

@DrRanjanNishant @BiharInfraTales On Gaya Sherghati road. Nearest village: Khandail.

[akif عاكف‎ @khaans]

@Ms_Aflatoon DM sent.

[akif عاكف‎ @khaans]

Everything was good till you see the web of cheese.

[Priyesh Sharma @Kenu73]

Some businesses just make you say Damn!

Madhuram Sandwich, they are reel famous. You would have definitely seen them on Instagram.

They have around 5 outlets, pure veg but the thing that surprised me was only 2 things in the entire menu.

1. JUMBO SANDWICH
2. Cold coffee

Both are at extremely throw away price and even tastes good.

Look at the size of Sandwich for 150 inr , they aren't on Swiggy /Zomato and supposedly clock 10 crore/month in sales with just 2 items 😱

[akif عاكف‎ @khaans]

@nirupamakotru @letsblinkit Yes, please.

[akif عاكف‎ @khaans]

This is allowed?

[Bikash Singh @bikash_ET]

The importance of Being Himanta Biswa Sarma @ETPolitics

[jyoti punwani @jyotipunwani]

Remembering Sattar Bhai.
Owner of #SulemanUsmanBakery, synonymous with #9293 post-Babri riots, dies. He acknowledged the injustice done to his workers, but remained aloof fm the long struggle for justice.
#BombayRiots
https://t.co/dxHzlYh4O4

[Ritika Chopra @RitikaChopra__]

Some stories just break your heart.

6 children danced at their school's annual day in Dindori near Nashik on Friday night. By midnight, all 6 were dead — along with 3 adults who had come to watch them perform.

They fell into an open, unguarded 40-foot well at the end of a concrete road on their way home. A well that had swallowed a biker and a cow before. A well that nobody covered.
@thaver_mohamed reports
https://t.co/o7whylJkEH