khal drogo’s bitch

make me your khaleesi

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Bronn can also get it

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Rhaenyra’s future is not bright :/ #HouseOfTheDragon #teamrhaenyra #Rhaenyra #RhaenyraTargaryen #SpoilerAlert #spoiler

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🚨 Critical announcement 🚨

Jason Momoa is officially back on the market

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Spending time on tik tok makes me realize there’s a whole type of girl out there that is literally just 24/7 bride

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I love how the shein version of for love and lemons is Love&Lemonade

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I love seeing people comment shit like “I’m screaming at the top of my lungs” at these met gala posts and sitting there like

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I licked my screen to test its functionality so you don’t have to

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I’m like actually so mad I’m watching tik toks while on the can and I put my phone down to wipe and I stayed swiping with my toes

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This waterfall in Oregon has some of the best thirst traps I’ve ever seen under the tagged pics

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When they go low
I go lower

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Just found out that my sister is a 30D and it’s now my 13th reason

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I hate job descriptions that are like “our ideal candidate is energized by the spirit of pleasing customers” like WHAT

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Truly baffling how the Jews had the Holocaust committed against them then they turn around and do the same thing to the Palestinians

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No average looking white guy is safe from Serena van der woodsen

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My ancestors fled Palestine and I can’t even text a boy back

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I know Ramadan is all about self reflection and bettering oneself and whatnot but all I’ve done today is cyberbully on tiktok

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pls god I’ve seen too much

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i want him to cum on my ass so i can twerk it into the air and catch it in my mouth like a trained seal

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Hello me again with an obscure complaint: when brands use trendy lingo on social media

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Me and who

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I think before I die I’m gonna really broadcast my SSN# and just see what happens

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Someone please break my heart I wanna go blonde