Angela Singh

This tweets for the people who love someone and can't go a day without thinking about them.

[Angela Singh @KhalideBoss]

That awkward moment when you start telling a story & you realize no one's listening so you slowly fade out & pretend you never said anything

[Angela Singh @KhalideBoss]

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

[Angela Singh @KhalideBoss]

My bank sent me a letter saying it's the last time they will spend 50 cents to tell me I have 2 cents in my account.

[Angela Singh @KhalideBoss]

New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

[Helen Shumaker @VesninNazariy]

"Dad, are you afraid of ghosts?"

[Angela Singh @KhalideBoss]

If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

[Celeste Doi @nnurkova1]

I only smoke on days that end in Y.

[Angela Singh @KhalideBoss]

Im not ignoring your calls, my ringtone is just that awesome.

[Ashley Barrera @fedosya_nice]

#recipes #food https://t.co/F6ubhhEUWL

[Angela Singh @KhalideBoss]

Sitting at Home: "Oh. It's raining. Cool." Sitting at School: "HOLY CRAP IT'S RAINING!! LOOK!"

[Della Irvin @MissPodkopay]

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

[Barbara Ehrlich @2Lezgina]

That awkward moment, when someone get hurt and you laugh ,then you realize that its serious.

[Eva Broady @90Martyan]

The rewards for ambition in most countries are High Taxes.

[Angela Singh @KhalideBoss]

Don't call my phone and ask "Who is this" . . you called ME

[Rita Duplessis @94Mefodiy]

The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

[Angela Singh @KhalideBoss]

Eating solves everything. When you're sad. When you're mad. When you're bored.

[Joy Coffelt @91Markian]

"H3y wUt r yhu dooinq?" ... About to throw a dictionary at yo ass

[Kari Voss @sonov90]

WIFE: Would you ever die for me?

[Carolyn Ray @dboltukhin]

Two things to remember: Don't make decisions when you're angry, and don't make promises when you're happy.