Marie Knox

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.

[Marie Knox @Khapteva9]

This is how my week goes mooooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday.. weeeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday.

[Marie Knox @Khapteva9]

"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula."

[Carolee Tiner @86_pugan]

Wifi & Wife? Neighbors Have An Eye On Both Of Them.

[Marie Knox @Khapteva9]

Multi-tasking : Screwing up several things at once

[Hazel Williamson @2016Mazalov]

Why are children obese? Probably because burgers are $.99 and salads are $4.99.

[Della Irvin @MissPodkopay]

I Love rumors, you learn things about your self that you never knew were true.

[Alyson Fitz @echeblukov]

I got pulled over for drunk driving... but honestly, in my defence, I didn't even know I was driving.

[Barbara Eubank @zavlyuk95]

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

[Marie Knox @Khapteva9]

If you ever get sad, think of a T -Rex trying to masturbate

[Marie Knox @Khapteva9]

I Couldn't Help But Notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u' ;)

[Marie Knox @Khapteva9]

Some of your best memories will come from your dumbest decisions.

[Elsie Castello @slambanin]

Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

[Theresa Wilson @ChumenkovMr]

If bartenders can't serve drunk people, then how come McDonalds can serve fat people?

[Marie Knox @Khapteva9]

Me + = Don't try to talk to me.

[Marie Knox @Khapteva9]

A morning text doesn't only mean 'Good morning.' It also means 'I think about you when I wake up.

[Kristen Clancy @1991Bokk]

Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm. ?

[Amanda Martinez @5iFseldimirova]

The saddest love is to love someone, to know that they still want you, but the circumstances don't let you have them.

[Margret Allison @5Mashgudar]

Sometimes it takes losing everything you thought you needed, to gain everything you ever wanted

[Mary Stafford @96Zavgorodko]

R.I.P LeBron James Ringless Jokes 2003 -2012 :(

[Marie Knox @Khapteva9]

I may look calm but in my head I've killed you more than three times