K. Hitali

I look everything up on urban dictionary.

[K. Hitali @khitali]

When Arshneel said he would propose with a "marry me" vintage @tacobell sauce packet, my gut reaction was

PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS!!!

He is too good for this world and 1000% correct about the right girl loving that. #IndianMatchmaking2

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

We should hear from Senators Murkowski, Collins, and Manchin if they believe there should be any consequences at all for misleading members of the US Senate in order to secure a lifetime appointment to the highest court in the land.

Otherwise Roe’s undoing is their legacy too.

[K. Hitali @khitali]

Second time seeing Pastor @Trevornoah in 2022! What a fucking TREAT! He is the philosopher, friend, and confidant that we need and don't deserve! #BackToAbnormalTour

[K. Hitali @khitali]

@vlams @JohnCena He can't see you, his time is now.

[K. Hitali @khitali]

@StephenAtHome You better get better!!!!!

[djinn @djinnkazama_]

gen z making fun of millennials for being lame then dressing like rock of love contestants is so funny

[K. Hitali @khitali]

Wordle 300 4/6

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#Wordle300

[K. Hitali @khitali]

#Quordle
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[K. Hitali @khitali]

@jetblue waited at a gate in Newark, for 5 hours, to then be told that the flight crew that boarded the flight were tired and quit. @JetBlue now looking for other pilots to fly the plane.... No end in sight.

DON'T SELL TICKETS YOU CAN'T CASH

[K. Hitali @khitali]

@JetBlue why are we having administrative related delays?!?!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

It’s 𝘬ə-𝘛𝘈𝘏𝘕-𝘫𝘦𝘦

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

CNN’s Sara Sidner questioned an EU official who called allegations of racism at the Ukraine-Poland border ‘fake news’

[K. Hitali @khitali]

@hasanminhaj Too limited... Couldn't get on the line tonight. Put in for another run online PLEASE!

[K. Hitali @khitali]

@hasanminhaj
If I could afford tickets to every showing of #kingsjester at Radio City Music Hall, I would gladly go. Thank you for "trusting" us with aN INCREDIBLE and GROUNDBREAKING night.

CONGRATULATIONS!!! We don't deserve your talent but we love to see it. ❤️

[K. Hitali @khitali]

Anybody interested in 10 pm tickets to Ronny Chieng at the Beacon Theater in NYC?

I have 2 tickets available, DM me.#thehopeyougetrichtour #ronnychieng #tickets

[K. Hitali @khitali]

@Trevornoah where are you? We waiting Trevor! ❤️ #backtoabnormaltour

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Funny how that works.

[Spectrum News 1 Wisconsin @SpectrumNews1WI]

A statement from Anthony Huber's family in light of the not guilty verdict in the #RittenhouseTrial.

Get updates here: https://t.co/WT3HG3mXtw

[K. Hitali @khitali]

And therein lies a "self-defense" for white supremacists to use.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

welp. there it is. the rittenhouse precedent.

[K. Hitali @khitali]

I just seem to do whatever the correspondents of the @TheDailyShow tell me too.

Now we just need some tix for @dulcesloan and @jordanklepper....