baby gabby

[the worst woman, b.s. @kenejathegr8]

okay solange, you was right. you really cannot drink it away, put one in the air, dance it away, or change it with your hair :(

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory

[Sonny @driflon]

The way I ate a piece of bread today and immediately calmed down

[Disco Sausage @F1shyBob]

"And I need you more than want you, and I want you for all time" is possibly the greatest lyric ever.

[Rod Nez | Horror @rodnezmovies]

15 years ago, Naya Rivera performed 'Valerie' on Glee

[Chloe 🆓🇵🇸 @XtrapolisLegs]

christ I’m glad to live in a walkable bikeable fuckable suckable city

[ً @artfuIchaos]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[Rams @ramenrams]

Not safe to walk the streets of NY right now you might end up in the back of a man's fit pic

[g @34rths]

Some of the music I listen to is straight up bad. This is my truth sorry

[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

Everyday in September U wake up in a cold sweat like omfg who’s birthday is it

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

need a way to access fb marketplace without ever, even for one second, encountering facebook

[Deep fake @thats_pers0nal]

Nobody:

Strippers in NYC: I am a writer

[suze @cortadoedison]

Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

I feel like I’m the only bitch left eating banana splits

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[touching a dead rabbit) I will mourn you.. [phone rings, I accept the call on my Bluetooth earpiece with the same hand] Talk to me

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I know some of you find me insufferable
sorry about that

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

like why did matty healy make this my problem when i was 16 years old https://t.co/wSqjhegP8S

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Menthol Cigarettes are Basically like Brushing your Teeth

[nolan @oomfs_lore]

come on skinny love just last the year