kia sorento

i’m kia(h), like the car

[erin chack @ErinChack]

once again it is 4pm, too early for a beer, too late for a coffee, and so i find myself roaming the streets desperate to spend $8 on a mysterious third beverage

[staci @stacibombr]

to the person behind me with LED headlights

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Apparently the chancellor of a university in Wisconsin was fired after filming internet porn with his wife and the screencap from the news story has honestly piqued my interest

[Arwen @heavenleybody]

Losing my mind at this llama dressed like a groomsman

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

if i saw stuart little driving his little red car in real life i would pick the car up and throw it so far

[Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon]

If you give a rat a cookie, it will just sell it for a PBR

[cory @coolmathgame_]

bro i can’t hang out with you anymore… u keep trying to out pizza the hut and honestly it’s embarrassing

[kia sorento @kiahmathiason]

sacagawea was a beard for both lewis and clark

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

if that’s your girl why is she answering my riddles three

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

When her beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair 🚩🚩🚩

[wint @dril]

i guess i will change my name to "Mr Go Fuck Myself " huh?? Since all you sons of bitchs obviously think it would be good, if i did that

[kia sorento @kiahmathiason]

@stefhowie_

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I want to get black out drunk in Roku City

[kia sorento @kiahmathiason]

@annughhhhh bro every other post is either an engagement photo or a pic of a baby, i mean good for them but i’d prefer not to be reminded that i gotta get my shit together

[kia sorento @kiahmathiason]

@TheRealPhet @madisterling13 that’s badass 🔥🤘

[kia sorento @kiahmathiason]

@TheRealPhet @madisterling13 drunkle >> gruncle

[madison sterling @madisterling13]

Why is nobody calling drunk uncles ~drunkles~