Kieferh240

Maker of things

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Don Lemon being banned from CNN for saying women of a certain age are “past their prime,” or it’s Donald Trump being welcomed back to CNN after saying he likes to grab women “by the pussy,” Dons with controversial opinions about women keep coming and going from CNN.

[Billy Corben @BillyCorben]

@RepSwalwell George Santos…

[Kieferh240 @Kieferh240]

Do these clowns in congress really need to clap for each other after every failed vote?

[Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney]

I did it. I found the single weirdest moment in the Jan. 6 committee transcripts released so far.

Between witness Samuel Armes and his lawyer Anessa Santos. https://t.co/gO0K9pdu4i

[Tim Wronka @TimWronka]

34 years ago today, Sgt. Al Powell helped stop a terrorist attack at Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles. May his bravery never be forgotten.

[Kieferh240 @Kieferh240]

@elonmusk Use a coaster you animal

[Kieferh240 @Kieferh240]

Didn’t even make it til noon on Black Friday before I got Mariah Carey’d this year #AllIWantForChristmas

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

James Corden is banned from Ba Sing Se.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

A new study on earnings from 1969 to 2019 found that unionized workers make an average $1.3 million more in pay throughout their life than workers who aren't in a union, AND they retire much earlier.

This is critical for every American to know and should be much bigger news.

[Brock @BrockObama2016]

“cmon man, pass that malarkey”
-dank brandon

[Bounty @Bounty]

I really hope that’s queso

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

When you're one Monday closer to hockey

[manny @mannyfidel]

nyc is down tremendous right now

[j @thickyrubio]

Spending $800 an hour to fly the helicopter to tell kids to get out of the pool because we don’t have money for lifeguards just sums up America perfectly.

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

No offense, but there is no fucking way the ruling is 6-3 in favor if I started chanting my Torah portion on the 50 yard line.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

asked where the screws were and they handed me this ???

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I’ve admittedly never been a “demilitarize the police right now!!” person, but if they aren’t going to use all their tactical gear and training to STOP CHILDREN FROM BEING MURDERED, yeah, demilitarize the police.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Listen,

bear spray
DOES NOT
work like bug spray.

We would like to not have to say that again.