kieran

I don't want some janky fresh water bitch fish, Winston.

[kieran @kiergraves]

stress level: Sam restarting his potatoes

[Haily Q @HailyQyugr]

@lilyally98 Men who hate women but date women ONLY because they want sex then complain that women are boring are so stupid🤣. You would see that your gf is fun and interesting if you actually took interest in her as a person and not the hole you want to fuck and show off.
Men and logic 👈🏽👉🏽

[Siobhan @mshavisham]

This is rape culture: A man is entitled to sexually harass everyone -- including children -- with his display of self-gratification and a woman is forced to sit next to him while a plane load of people -- including children -- is forced to know who he is and what he's doing.

[🔞Dylan 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @qooax]

Everyone's supportive of anxiety and ADHD until they see an actual example of it hindering or sabotaging someone's life lol

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

One of my colleagues asked me “Do you think you’re superior for not using AI in your work?” and I'm like, Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.

[Keith Acouplabeers @acouplabeers]

I’m making 80k in the $80 full tank, $2500 apartment, $18 chipotle burrito era

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

A man told me he would leave his child with a bear before he left it with a woman with postpartum depression. I told him I thought it was pretty sad that he would leave his kid with a bear before he just took care of them.

He blocked me.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

In America, an 84 year-old senator got 92 days of paid recovery time after 41 years of voting to make sure new mothers get ZERO.

[hayrr x @hayrr]

hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽

[Prello @DPrello]

The guy who voted 23 times to deny Americans mandatory paid sick leave just returned back to work at the Senate after receiving 92 days of paid leave

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

All apps should have an Al off switch.
All social media should have an Al off switch.
All phones should have an Al off switch.

Get it off my feed.
Get it off my phone.
Get it out of my life.

We don't need it.

[Zelex @OBEhizele]

I think one of the saddest things about modern childhood is the loss of cartoons as inheritance. I grew up watching Scooby-Doo reruns decades after it first aired. Kids today have more content than ever, but perhaps less shared cultural inheritance across generations.

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

DEAR NETFLIX,

I am a part of my parent’s “household” no matter where I live.

THANKS.

- Management‼️

[whalefact @awhalefact]

the whales do not give a fuck what you looked like in the 80’s and would rather you not destroy our planet so we have a chance to see what we might look like in the 30’s

[Jessica Malone Grider @mrs_g_rider]

This girl's father raped her, impregnated her, forced her to birth his baby without medical assistance, left the baby to die on the side of the road and is now in hiding (allegedly) and they're charging HER with murder. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

BRING BACK 22 EPISODES PER SEASON, WITH A HALLOWEEN, THANKSGIVING, & CHRISTMAS EPISODE SPECIAL. Thank you.

[senpai @Senpaisaysbye]

I genuinely don’t understand how we are supposed to casually process that a glacier literally collapsed in Nepal, erasing 19 bridges and killing over 600 people, because the planet is too hot. And instead of stopping it, billionaires are building more data centres. It is completely psychotic.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

My son came to me with some news.

He told me Dolly Parton had died and I said I knew.

And then he got quiet for a second and said she loved me. She used to send me a lot of books.

I had to just look at him for a moment.

He was talking about the Imagination Library. The program where Dolly sends books to children every month from birth until they start school. Millions of kids across the country get these books.

My son believed that Dolly Parton personally knew him. That she had specifically selected each book, thought about him individually, put it in an envelope, and mailed it to our house every single month because she loved him specifically.

Not as part of a program. Not as one of millions of children. But because she and my son had a personal relationship and she was devoted to his literary development specifically.

And honestly when you think about it from a child's perspective that's not even an unreasonable conclusion. Books showed up every month with her name attached. She clearly cared. Why wouldn't she know him personally.

I didn't have the heart to fully correct him in that moment.

Because also he wasn't entirely wrong. She did love him. She loved all of them. She just loved a lot of children at once and had a very efficient system for showing it.

Rest easy Dolly. My son misses you personally.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I need somebody to explain why every subscription started off at $4.99 and somehow we’re all paying $17.99 now.

[bojack whoresman @LebohangMosia_]

albums should be listened to in order, the first time. the tracklist is part of the art.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Funny how landlords need proof that you can afford the rent when you move in, but once you’re there, they can raise the rent every year without caring whether your paycheck went up. 🤔