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the real deal

[Josh🍒 @jxshcook_]

need more friends that watch the real housewives fr

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

I love unserious people with serious jobs

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

FaceTiming me is for VIP members only.

[martha @mxmsworld]

On top of all crises we have this

[optimus crime @deannajmo_]

I think we moved on too quickly from Kristi Noem’s husband wearing giant fake titties

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Girl the wall is rehearsal for your chest

[steph ⋆⭒˚.⋆ @justsumsexygirl]

next english person i encounter is getting their fucking ass beat

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

never going to england never eating an english muffin never even speaking english ever again

[Chrissy @keepitchrissy]

You gotta watch bitches like Kenzie

[Rose @24kRose_]

I’ll honk at anyone in traffic. I’ll worry about what gun you got later

[mari @fcmareee]

México potentially playing Scotland is going to unlock levels of drinking the world has never seen before

[circe-pilled @drigbodoll]

kc the type of nigga to think the stripper loves him

[p. @sixinchbeys]

bryce about to meet osama trin-laden when he gets back HDBSNSNSB

[Max Bean(er) @maxbeanrr]

Real Mexicans will be watching from work not calling out

[K4ylee🖤🎀 @Fw_k4ylee]

As a weed smoker myself I can’t smoke with people who don’t have smokers etiquette. Like bruh I know you see elders and children around put the blunt out and hit it

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

she thought about where she could go and not risk running into klay thompson and the most obvious answer was the nba finals

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

sounds like two people responsible and self-aware enough to know what they’re equipped to handle, and opted to avoid bringing a child into the world who would suffer and they would resent. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[david 🍉🏄🏽‍♀️🇪🇸 @Dayyvidd_]

I FUCKING HATE MY STATE DAWG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH CALIFÓRNIA VOTERS