kiley👽

1% evil 99% hot gas / / hail yourself

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Hunter Biden coming back to Twitter

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

"If they’re Black, then it’s a gang; if they’re Italian, then it’s a mob; but if they’re Jewish... it’s a coincidence, and you should NEVER speak about it."

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

Zohran Mamdani: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

If you’re high, PLEASE watch this

[doomernat @doomernat22]

holy shit 😭😭

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HUGE! In a stunning win for his tax the rich plan, Mayor Zohran Mamdani just reached a deal with Governor Kathy Hochul tax second homes valued over $5 million owned by out-of-state residents. The taxes will generate $500 million annually for the state. This is amazing.

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

🚨 They knew too much. Now they're gone..

10 scientists.. 36 months.. 0 explanations..

NASA. MIT. Los Alamos. The Air Force.
Dead.. Missing.. Vanished..

> nuclear fusion director - assassinated at home
> astrophysicist - shot on his porch at 6am
> JPL director - vanished mid-hike. never found
> 4-star general - walked out with a revolver. gone

And now #10.

Steven Garcia. Top-secret clearance. Controlled components for 80% of America's nuclear weapons.
Left his phone.. his wallet.. his car..
Picked up a gun. Walked into the desert.

Found nothing.. Searched every file.. Every email..
Found absolutely nothing.

Former FBI Director said it plainly:
"Our scientists are being assassinated"

Someone is hunting America's most dangerous minds.
And nobody's talking about it.

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Tim Dillon just declared that MAGA is “the greatest scam in history.”

“To run as America First, and then turn around and go … we’re here to have a defense budget of $1.5 trillion.”

“And we’re here to fight wars.”

“It makes Enron look like a guy doing three-card monte on the street.”

“This is the greatest about-face in political history that I have ever seen.”

“JD Vance, when he came on my show he said, we want to stay out of Middle Eastern wars.”

“If you had said to me, is this guy going to launch a preemptive war in Iran, I would’ve said no.”

@TimJDillon

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

This should fucking terrify everyone.

[Cinematic Eye 📽 @CinematicEye_]

DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN

DO NOT BE DISTRACTED.

[Asad Nasir @asadnasir2000]

🚨 CIA veteran John Kiriakou:

"All my years in CIA, no matter who led 🇮🇱 Israel, they came to 🇺🇸 US and asked, ‘Help us strike 🇮🇷 Iran ! Please!’ Every president refused, until this one.

Netanyahu outplayed him, and now we're in a war that wasn’t ours."

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Conspiracy theorists watching all their theories come true

[Jarrod Rodriguez @JarrodRodrigue1]

“You’re a lesbian, Harry”

[Dynamite the Third @dynamiteIII]

This is the best one

[Adam Gilbert @AdamGilbert__]

we made “almost a school shooter” into a government job

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Okay this was funny

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

I think it’s becoming more and more of a humiliation ritual😑

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

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[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.